AUDIO POST

[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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[voice]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[You're talking like one who's from Cybertron...]

Slow down, kid. Turn down the volume and slow down.

[voice]

[popculturecon]

But there's a tiny farm ohmigod we have an itty bitty farm here, how can I not freak out?

Re: [voice]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

You'll get used to it kid. That and all the other organic stuff around here.

[voice]

[popculturecon]

Okay so like... I guess I shouldn't pick it, because I'd probably y'know... piss off the tiny farmer taking care of this tiny farm.

I got a million pictures though, I can't wait to try out all the filters on these

[audio]

[10_20_15_5_50]

I'm not actually sure how long Cybertron's had grass, but yes, I've seen the farm---I've been there!

[audio]

[popculturecon]

It never had grass when I was there. Like... like ever. This is so weird, it's really weird.

Buttisfarmissocute.

Look at all the trees in it! And all the little plants... Who's taking care of this?

[audio]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Just wait until you see some of the livestock it's got! And a bunch of volunteers, plus this super-sweet little fairy lady named Irja.

[audio]

[popculturecon]

... You mean like Tinkerbell? I thought she made tiny immature humans fly.

[action | offshoot]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Since the drone-modding is Soundwave's project, and she is both a) just helping b) cool with whatever, location matters only insofar as it determines what she has to stand on to get a good look at what the mech's doing.]

Y'know, I am slightly surprised and kind of impressed.

Re: [action | offshoot]

[popculturecon]

Impressed about what?

[He's barely even started yet!]

[Video]

[the_earth_laughs]

[Have a face on your drone's screen that looks like a flower.]

There's grass because I made it!

[voice]

[popculturecon]

[omg ur so pruty]

Oh my god... Where are you from? Okay not earth, totally not earth, gotta be somewhere else

[video]

[the_earth_laughs]

[She giggles] I'm from a version of Earth.

[And you sound adorable.]

[permavideo]

[knight_light]

[He looks amused.] Is the grass really the biggest shock right now?

[Really? Grass? When you've suddenly found yourself somewhere new and you're freaking out over grass? You're cute.]

[forever audio]

[popculturecon]

Well it's on Cybertron!

[knight_light]

[He chuckles.] It is. It is. And the grass really is a shock. I take it you were on Cybertron before finding yourself here?

[audio]

[the_other_green_seeker]

[Well this guy sounds easily excited.]

Yes, I've seen the farm. And the grass. Trust me, you'll get used to it.

Anyway, since I'm guessing you're new, welcome to Haven. Hope you like it, cause you're here for the foreseeable future.

[audio]

[popculturecon]

Well I mean it's okay and all. I already uh... got... told about the situation and I guess there's... y'know not much I can really do about it for now.

Re: [audio]

[the_other_green_seeker]

Good. That saves me the trouble of explaining then. And yeah, if you've gotta be stuck somewhere, there's way worse places.

Anyway, name's Jadewing. Care to let me see who I'm talking to?

Voice heyoooo

[automobileenthusiast]

It's just a farm, it's not exactly exciting.

voice HEYOOOOO

[popculturecon]

But it's on Cybertron!

VOICE EYYOOOOOO

[automobileenthusiast]

You'll get used to it. Or go absolutely insane trying to make sense of it all.

[Video]

[dirge]

Don't touch that grass. It's mine.

[voice]

[popculturecon]

Ooooh, you're Dirge, huh?

...

I'm gonna go to the warehouse, actually so dude you can totally have all the grass you want.

[Video]

[dirge]

How do you know my name? [He squints suspiciously into the camera.]

The warehouse belongs t-

....

It. Ehr. Just...don't go there either.