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[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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[popculturecon]

I had it.... uh, like... like once back in the Academy. Some of my classmates took me out and uh... yeah some stuff... happened?

And they said I wasn't allowed to drink it anymore.

[Drunkenly reading minds for more high grade money and then loudly announcing dirty secrets does not a friend make]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[Yeah, if he knew that he probably would have kept the youngling out of high-grade too.]

Yeah? What kind of stuff?

[Should he cut you off now, or...?]

[popculturecon]

Uh like... like one of them let out that I can like... do telepathy? So people started asking me to read their mind and every time I got it right, I got more credits for high grade.

And that was all super until I spilled the beans that one of the mechs was stealing high grade from the bar.

Good thing I have those ground bridges.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[He starts laughing. Sorry, that’s all, he’s just gonna drop his head against the table and howl with laughter.]

[popculturecon]

It's not funny! I almost got my aft kicked!

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[He’s got his head on his arms on the table, still laughing.] Actually, it’s hilarious.

[He sits up and grins at Soundwave.]

They should have known better than to ask a drunk telepath to go poking around their heads.

[And a thought....] And for the record, stay out of mine, all right? [He’s still smiling, but he does mean that. He’d never let himself think about how much it bothered him that Soundwave could poke around his head at all, but now that he’s come across one that’s nice he’s going to take a chance to just draw the line there.]

[popculturecon]

Well... well yeah but it wasn't funny!

I'll... try but you uh... You think loud.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

It is funny. They should have known better.

[Wait...] You mean you can't control it? You can't like...turn it off?

ariiiiseee old thread

[popculturecon]

Well uh... kinda... no? Not really I'm not That good at it yet.

\o/

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

No? New thing, then?