AUDIO POST

[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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[popculturecon]

Well obviously, but it could still be done! I bet if I covered the top of the Nemesis in panels, we'd be all set! Oh man I can't wait to tell Megatron! No more scraping for energon or fuel for the ship! No more rations!

Okay don't worry, no coal.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Well, the lack of rationing might depend on how fuel efficient you guys and your ship are. We could produce enough to live on, but if we needed extra for any big projects or anything, we had to raid from the humans to get it.

You might be able to work out some kind of deal with the humans on your end, though. From what I understand, the Autobots got a regular consignment of fuel from the American government in return for their protecting them from... well, us.

What it will do, unless your ship is a major energy-guzzler, is make you self-sufficient, at the very least. Not quite as miraculous as you might be expecting, but it still ought to be a big help.

[popculturecon]

Uh well most humans may... not... know we're actually here. At all.

We might be a really big top secret thing that no one is aware of.

Sort of.

[the_other_green_seeker]

[Jadewing quirks an optic ridge.]

Seriously? The humans where you're from are oblivious enough not to notice a bunch of mechanoids the size of some of their houses waging a war on their planet? With lasers and explosions and collateral damage all that good stuff that tends to go along with that?

And I thought the ones from my world could be dumb sometimes...

[popculturecon]

Well it's kind of all our in the middle of the Nevada desert. At night. Or like... in space.

[the_other_green_seeker]

[The flattest of flat looks, because srsly bro? Srsly?]

The entire war on Earth. Has been out in the middle of the desert. At night.

[Pause.]

You do realize how ridiculously unlikely that sounds, right?