AUDIO POST

[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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[the_other_green_seeker]

[Jadewing quirks an optic ridge.]

Seriously? The humans where you're from are oblivious enough not to notice a bunch of mechanoids the size of some of their houses waging a war on their planet? With lasers and explosions and collateral damage all that good stuff that tends to go along with that?

And I thought the ones from my world could be dumb sometimes...

[popculturecon]

Well it's kind of all our in the middle of the Nevada desert. At night. Or like... in space.

[the_other_green_seeker]

[The flattest of flat looks, because srsly bro? Srsly?]

The entire war on Earth. Has been out in the middle of the desert. At night.

[Pause.]

You do realize how ridiculously unlikely that sounds, right?