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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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That's... really spooky. Weird. Okay yeah don't worry, totally not going near the death cloud.

Good call. Whatever would happen would probably not be pleasant. Fortunately, there's a fair-sized area free of the Miasma. You're at the farm, you're in the southwest portion of it. Would you like a map?

Yeah. Yeah I'd like that, that'd be awesome

Okay, just a sec.

[Aaand ping! Soundwave's little comm drone has received one (1) shiny new file, which consists of a map and legend.]

Sweet. Alright I'll just download all of this and store it for later.

Right on.

So, since this is all pretty weird, you probably have a couple of questions...?

A... couple.

Like, grass? And... giant barn? And trees? Those were kind of answered though.

Also, where are all the buildings? Cybertron has cities almost everywhere?

And where's all the people? I haven't seen many Cybertronians around, I mean I got Breakdown and Wing but other than that-

Also, can I kit my drone out with cool stuff? Like personalize it? Like if I wanted to reskin it and make it look all Tron, could I do that?

Also-

[Stop him]

[If she weren't laughing, Sam might try to stop him---as it is, that'll have to wait a second, as will actually answering, because this is so like her first conversation with Hiro. Sure, nothing is trying to maul Soundwave and he isn't up a tree, but the tangents? The tangents come close.]

Expected buildings being absent I'd explain as probably part different Cybertron, part Miasma shenanigans, and part terraforming efforts, since the grass and trees had to go somewhere. [Yeah she's just going to interrupt to answer because that might be the only way to get Soundwave to stop. Dude's aptly named.] As for all the people, most would be in the city itself, which is underpopulated---even by my standards, which is saying something. There's no easy in or out thanks to the Miasma, so... yeah. There are other Cybertronians, though, don't worry.

There's no reason why not! It's your comm drone, for one thing, and for another just asking around will probably get you supplied with whatever you need for whatever you want to do to it, materials-wise, and you could probably borrow harder-to-find tools from Wheeljack---he's the chief engineer, and an easygoing guy. [There's a little chuckle.] Gave us an extra drone to pick apart and incorporate into the theatre's sound set-up, so people could tune in to pick up a show's audio. For context, it's kind of a drive-in slash walk-up slash drop in outdoor theatre, just recently completed.

Oh... okay yeah okay, I get that. Alright.

Well at least there's more of us here.

Awesome, I'm totally reskinning this thing. I'm gonna make the most kickass, awesome looking drone, it's gonna be the most high tech piece of equipment on the planet when I'm through with it.

A-also I uh... guess that... Wheeljack isn't a half crazed former wrecker with an obsession about explosives, is he?

I like your enthusiasm and I can't wait to see it! And I just might try to talk you into reskinning mine, because no lie, little Tron lights would be cool.

...yeah, no, he's what everybody wishes their science teacher was and one of the people who made it easier to adjust to being here by being so nice. Point in case, I went to see him one day about the drones, and the conversation touched on issues of transportation...? He took me touring around the warehouse to find something I liked, and modified a skidoo for me so I could drive it on dry ground. He's a doll.

Man, I can do anything with drones. You wouldn't believe the work I put into Laserbeak, it's kinda of more like a pet now than anything.

Okay, so not terrifying. I can totally deal with that, I should meet him if he's that into gear and stuff.

You'll have to tell me about it, if you wouldn't mind telling twice---the roommate I've mentioned? Yeah, he's gonna want to hear all about it.

Not terrifying, and especially not after you've listened to how happy he is geeking out over a just-for-fun project.

I'll make an open announcement to the network! I bet I could start something up, modding drones! I mean, since there's no war here or anything, I can have some fun again!

Great, totally gotta meet him then!

Calling dibs on the first slot after you've finished modding your own! Assuming you wouldn't mind modding mine, and assuming we can settle an IOU or something for the favour. I should probably mention that there's not really much by way of a monetary system here, since there's enough of everything essential to go around.

Tell him he was highly recommended on account of the theatre and stree'doo; he'll probably laugh.

Yeah people can pay me in IOUs. Like if I ever have to move or something, they can help carry all my stuff.

I totally will

[There's an amused noise from Sam---she's been there, done that, and is still glad to have friends capable of handing her furniture through a third-story window.]

I won't be a whole lot of help on that front, but I'm sure we'll figure something out.

Well uh.. you can help me detail the drones! You're probably really little so you could probably reach everywhere on the drones.

Compared to your average Cybertronian? Oh yeah. I stand five-foot-six in sock feet... and am excited to be on-board! This sounds like a really fun project; you got yourself a deal!

How tall are you? And are you cool with switching over to video? I want to be able to recognize you to say hey when I spot you in the city.

Me? I'm about like... twenty five feet tall? Here lemme show you-

[And the feed opens up to show a mech with no face! Just a yellow visor where a face would be, all white and blue and yellow]

[Okay, that is neat.]

Thank you! And since fair's fair...

[Sam opens the feed for her end and is consequently revealed to be a young woman with a lot of sheet music tattoed onto her.]

Wow look at all those notes! Can you like... are they- Can you play them? Like if I strung them all together would it be good?

[Okay, she can't help but grin. Best reaction!]

If you strung them all together, it would be a weird mix. I've got a lot of different songs on me. Like, [she lifts a hand to indicate her neck, revealing her right's tattooed, too, from her fingers to the fold of her elbow.} If You Got It Flaunt It, Rebel Yell, and O Canada making up most of this.

I wonder if I could mash them up... Maybe make a nice mix out of it.

Those three, or mash'em all up?

Just those three, too many songs and it just gets weird and ugly

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