AUDIO POST

[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

Comments

Re: voice

[automobileenthusiast]

Oh, that wouldn't happen. I'm quite happy with myself.

You don't want to be like him, trust me. He was absurdly creepy.

Re: voice

[popculturecon]

Not gonna lie, you sound a lot smoother than the Knock Out I know. Mostly he just uh... yells. Yeah, and tells you to go away and stop cluttering up his medbay.

... I still wanna learn how to use my sword though.

Re: voice

[automobileenthusiast]

Is that right? I kind of want to ask for more details, but I also kind of don't. He sounds annoying.

I'm sure there's a few swordsmechs around here who could help you out with that, if you're interested.

Re: voice

[popculturecon]

He's fine he's just... y'know... Old.

And weird.

He's alright though, y'know?

Sweet! Okay like who, can I have their numbers?

Re: voice

[automobileenthusiast]

Mm, sounds positively charming.

[Yea nah that's total sarcasm.]

Ah, come to think of it, I don't think I have their contacts. Just ask around for Wing and... oh, what's his name... Wonder Thighs. Close enough.

Re: voice

[popculturecon]

He's really no-

Oh... oh no that was sarcasm. Okay no he uses that a lot.

Oh... Okay well uh... I just met Wing! I'll go ask him and uh... ask him about... 'Wonder Thighs'

Re: voice

[automobileenthusiast]

Nice to know I have something in common with my weird alternate universe twin.

You have fun with that.

Re: voice

[popculturecon]

Sss-so... uh...

Are... you... coming to the bar? I can save you a seat over here next to Breakdown.

Re: voice

[automobileenthusiast]

Oh, yes, that's right. Just shining up a bit, I'll be there shortly.

Re: voice

[popculturecon]

Okay great! Awesome, I'll be there! I'll buy you a drink ahead of time

Re: voice

[automobileenthusiast]

Well isn't that sweet of you~ I'll try not to keep you waiting, then.

Re: voice

[popculturecon]

Uh... thanks! Okay, see you soon!