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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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I dunno about that. He can be a real pain in the aft and deserves a little verbal jabbing now and then, in my opinion.

I'll uh... I'll see what happens if I ever meet him.

Probly a good idea. Just... take what he says with a grain of silicate. Especially if he's claiming to own something that he shouldn't reasonably be expected to own. Like, say, the entire warehouse.

... He doesn't honestly think someone is that dumb does he.

I don't know. But he tends to try it on all the new arrivals, just in case. And he seems to have claimed it in his own processor anyway; last I heard, he was living in a particular corner of it with shelves full of his 'posessions' around him.

... I have to go to the warehouse.

[Jadewing chuckles]

Well you do eventually, yeah, since that's where the city gets most of its supplies from.

But I know what you mean. Have fun. I'm sure you can handle him. Though if he gives you too much trouble, feel free to comm me.

I'm not scared of some baby jet. I graduated the academy, I can handle it.

Well, he is in a full-sized shell, but alright.

The offer still stands though. Or if you want to just meet up somewhere for a cube sometime; there's a bar here and their high grade's not bad.

Still not scared.

Sure! That'd be awesome, actually, if you wanna go like... like hang out sometime soon?

[~~ornow~~]

Just wanted to make sure you didn't think you were up against someone who was physically a sparkling, as well as mentally.

[Jadewing would kind of draw the line at harassing that sort of sparkling anyway. Dirge can fight back, at least, so he's fair game.

And it's obvious he didn't miss the implication there, Soundwave, given his amused smirk.]

I'm not really doing anything special right now. Want me to send you the coordinates and I can meet you there?

No I figured, from everything you said, but... he totally doesn't know what I know.

Okay, cool! Yeah sure, I'll be there in a second!

Oh? And what do you know?

[At the moment, the answer is sadly not 'where the bar is' so Jadewing's next order of business is to send him the coordinates.]

See yea there in a few.

[There the video feed cuts off as Jadewing is forced to tuck his drone into his cockpit, lest it be left behind when he takes flight and transforms, heading for the bar.]

Like everything. And if he's just a winglet, then y'know, there's no way he can be better at fighting than I am. So...

[Well he'd be at the bar, eagerly waiting, looking around curiously for his new green friend]

No one can know everything.

[Normally he'd say that writing an opponent off like that is a good way to an early grave, but unlike back home, he doubts that their confrontation will escalate much beyond a fistfight, if it even gets that far, so he doesn't say anything.

It's not too long til he arrives at the bar, transforming and landing outside and releasing his drone from his cockpit. Once he heads inside, it's not hard to spot Soundwave.

He raises a hand in greeting to let Soundwave know he's been spotted, then heads over to join him wherever he'd decided to sit.]

Almost everything!

[Typical Soundwave pride though, that seemed pretty constant between universes.

In the bar he'd be impossible to miss. The weird looking, lanky white mech with the yellow biolights. He eagerly waved at Jadewing, beckoning him over to where he was sitting.]

If you asked I totally could have ground bridged you here. Save on fuel!

[Yes it was. Jadewing just hopes it won't get too annoying with this much louder version.

Jadewing slid easily into the boot seat across from Soundwave.]

Or I could've just taken the gates for the same effect, yeah.

On thing seems to be missing from your vast knowledge, though. I dunno about the Seekers from your world, but the ones here will almost never turn down a chance to fly.

Nnno... n-no that's pretty much constant but... w-well we're kinda in the middle of an energon shortage. Yeah the lack of flight is totally driving Starscream and me insane but... well we have to save somewhere.

Sorry man, I was... y'know not... really used to having more?

[No, that wasn't a tiny guilty flinch there. You totally just imagined it.]

Ah... yeah, forgot my world might not have been the only one where that happened.

Yeah, it took a little while to get used to energon not being rationed. Haven's the first place I was able to completely top off since... well, ever, really, since I'm a war build.

Yeah...

So it's not rationed here? I can actually have enough?

[Jadewing chuckles.]

No, it's not. If there's one thing this place has lots of, it's energon. And speaking of...

[It's about then that the server comes around and Jadewing puts in his order.]

So-

[Well he quickly flags down the server, and babbles out a huge order. It is non specific, he just wants a lot of it.]

[OK, that, plus the mildly flustered look on the server's face, gets a genuine laugh out of Jade.]

The fact that there's lots of energon here wasn't meant as a challenge to see if you could drink it all in one sitting, you know.

[HE'S A YOUNG MECH HE NEEDS A LOT OKAY]

N-no I know! I know but-

Oh man you don't even know how long it's been since I've had a full tank!

Heh, well I don't know about you, but for me it was about seven and a half million years, give or take a century or two.

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YOU SAW NOTHING

NAW I TOTALLY SAW A THING 8D

/SHRILL BABY SCREAMING

/whistles innocently 0:3

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