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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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Yes, yes, I've seen it. Has Breakdown already caught you up on everything, then?

Ssssort of! He showed me where the Gateways are and I downloaded all the details so I can start ground bridging places. We're at a bar.

Tch, Breakdown. Already taking you to the bar, hm? I feel like I should be jealous.

Can you activate ground bridges remotely, or...?

Oh! Oooh, you... you're Knock Out.

Yeah I can do that. Hey if I tell you my name, you're not going to start telling me how much better my alternate is than me are you?

The one and only~

[He's trying to be smarmy but really that question throws him a bit. Oooh right the whole. alternate dimension thing.]

I... well, I suppose it all depends on whether or not I like them.

Okay... Okay so... I'm Soundwave.

[Pause for reaction]

[It actually takes Knock out a moment to register this new information hang on.]

HAH-

[Aaand then he mutes his audio for a moment. juuust give him a second to laugh his ass off he'll be right back.]

[he likes breakdowns reaction better, jerkbot.

He'll sit over on his end and silently stew about being laughed at until he comes back]

Yeah ha ha very funny, I'm a fragging comedian.

Sorry! Sorry.

[he's not sorry. In fact he's SNNRRKKKing and trying not to laugh again.]

So. Are you two still at the bar?

[because he has to see this shit in person ngl]

It's bad enough Breakdown told me he's pretty much totally awesome compared to me...

Yeah.

[Soundwave trying very, very hard to impress Breakdown by drinking literally everything. Go watch your superior officer make an ass of himself in public]

Who, our Soundwave? I don't know if "awesome" is the word I would use to describe him.

Anyway, tell Breakdown I'm on my way. I have to see this.

I bet you wouldn't laugh at him...

I might, actually, but my finish would likely suffer for it.

... He'd beat you up?

... He can beat you up?

I doubt he'd have bothered, but he was easily one of the best combatants on the Nemesis. Second only to Megatron, really.

... I don't even know how to use my sword...

That's not fair!

Oh, don't feel bad. he may have been absolutely terrifying sometimes, but he wasn't much of a conversationalist. You've already got a leg up on him in the pleasant company department.

But no one laughs at him.

I mean I don't want to be scary? That's fine! It's great that people like me but I'm... y'know I'm really good at a lot of stuff! Like probably just as good as he is at all that communications and tech stuff, probably better, I bet-

He isn't even here and he still gets more respect than me!

You're probably better at whining than him, too.

[just sayin']

Well what would you do if someone said there was another you who was cooler than you'd ever be?!

[He's a whiny kid and freshly knocked off his cushy ego throne. Look, another thing he has in common with Slenderbot, a monstrous ego.]

Oh, that wouldn't happen. I'm quite happy with myself.

You don't want to be like him, trust me. He was absurdly creepy.

Not gonna lie, you sound a lot smoother than the Knock Out I know. Mostly he just uh... yells. Yeah, and tells you to go away and stop cluttering up his medbay.

... I still wanna learn how to use my sword though.

Is that right? I kind of want to ask for more details, but I also kind of don't. He sounds annoying.

I'm sure there's a few swordsmechs around here who could help you out with that, if you're interested.

He's fine he's just... y'know... Old.

And weird.

He's alright though, y'know?

Sweet! Okay like who, can I have their numbers?

Mm, sounds positively charming.

[Yea nah that's total sarcasm.]

Ah, come to think of it, I don't think I have their contacts. Just ask around for Wing and... oh, what's his name... Wonder Thighs. Close enough.

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