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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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Who, our Soundwave? I don't know if "awesome" is the word I would use to describe him.

Anyway, tell Breakdown I'm on my way. I have to see this.

I bet you wouldn't laugh at him...

I might, actually, but my finish would likely suffer for it.

... He'd beat you up?

... He can beat you up?

I doubt he'd have bothered, but he was easily one of the best combatants on the Nemesis. Second only to Megatron, really.

... I don't even know how to use my sword...

That's not fair!

Oh, don't feel bad. he may have been absolutely terrifying sometimes, but he wasn't much of a conversationalist. You've already got a leg up on him in the pleasant company department.

But no one laughs at him.

I mean I don't want to be scary? That's fine! It's great that people like me but I'm... y'know I'm really good at a lot of stuff! Like probably just as good as he is at all that communications and tech stuff, probably better, I bet-

He isn't even here and he still gets more respect than me!

You're probably better at whining than him, too.

[just sayin']

Well what would you do if someone said there was another you who was cooler than you'd ever be?!

[He's a whiny kid and freshly knocked off his cushy ego throne. Look, another thing he has in common with Slenderbot, a monstrous ego.]

Oh, that wouldn't happen. I'm quite happy with myself.

You don't want to be like him, trust me. He was absurdly creepy.

Not gonna lie, you sound a lot smoother than the Knock Out I know. Mostly he just uh... yells. Yeah, and tells you to go away and stop cluttering up his medbay.

... I still wanna learn how to use my sword though.

Is that right? I kind of want to ask for more details, but I also kind of don't. He sounds annoying.

I'm sure there's a few swordsmechs around here who could help you out with that, if you're interested.

He's fine he's just... y'know... Old.

And weird.

He's alright though, y'know?

Sweet! Okay like who, can I have their numbers?

Mm, sounds positively charming.

[Yea nah that's total sarcasm.]

Ah, come to think of it, I don't think I have their contacts. Just ask around for Wing and... oh, what's his name... Wonder Thighs. Close enough.

He's really no-

Oh... oh no that was sarcasm. Okay no he uses that a lot.

Oh... Okay well uh... I just met Wing! I'll go ask him and uh... ask him about... 'Wonder Thighs'

Nice to know I have something in common with my weird alternate universe twin.

You have fun with that.

Sss-so... uh...

Are... you... coming to the bar? I can save you a seat over here next to Breakdown.

Oh, yes, that's right. Just shining up a bit, I'll be there shortly.

Okay great! Awesome, I'll be there! I'll buy you a drink ahead of time

Well isn't that sweet of you~ I'll try not to keep you waiting, then.

Uh... thanks! Okay, see you soon!

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