AUDIO POST

[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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[popculturecon]

I do! I really do but-

Okay you haven't seen Bruce Lee.

[knight_light]

[He gives Soundwave a curious look.] No, I haven’t.

What does that have to do with anything?

[popculturecon]

[Nope, here you go. Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nun-chucks.]

That. Is Bruce Lee.

[knight_light]

[Wing takes a moment to watch....but sorry Soundwave, he doesn’t get it.]

That is impressive, but I still don’t see what that has to do with you practicing or not.

[popculturecon]

... When I talked about seeing this stuff on movies, I was talking about him and like... Like-

He's human, and he only had sixty years to learn how to do all the stuff he did, and I'll still never be that good...

[knight_light]

[Wing crossed his arms and gave Soundwave an appraising look.] Not of you talk like that an refuse to practice. You could potentially be better but only if you are willing to do the same kind of work I know he did to be so good.

[popculturecon]

... Can I like... practice with just... you here? Like this. Just y'know so... no one else can see me... mess up?

[knight_light]

Of course. We can practice where you wish.