AUDIO POST

[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

Comments

Re: [video]

[dirge]

You can get paid just to know things? [Why isn't he getting paid for that?]

[His wings raise and he makes a pained expression.] Stuff? What stuff? There is no stuff there. Definitely not any stuff that needs picking up.

Re: [video]

[popculturecon]

I'm the communications chief, I get everything for knowing stuff. Like a sweet room, all the electronics I want, cool mods for my drone, sick paint jobs and a million computer screens.

All in my chamber.

Yeah uh huh, well I'm picking up some stuff.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

How do you get to be a communications chief? [Because if you get all that, frag, sign him up.]

Don't! [Oh, this is impossible. Why did ghosts have to continue to make his life terrible even after they were gone?]

I may have...sort of...relinquishedmyclaimonthewarehouse, but that doesn't mean I'll let you take stuff out of it!

Re: [video]

[popculturecon]

Uh, be me? And be totally awesome.

I'm getting some stuff, man.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Would killing you and taking your place work?

Rrrgh... [He grinds his dentals together, trying to figure this out.] You...can. But. You have to be my friend. That's the deal. Even if its not my stuff anymore.

Re: [video]

[popculturecon]

Uh no because first of all you can't and second of all Megatron would probably like... beat you up. Really bad. Really bad.

Why do I have to be friends with someone who wants to kill me? No way, you have to be friends with me.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

No deal. I've already been beat up plenty recently. [Thanks for that Breakdown. He'll have to pick on someone with less powerful friends.]

I don't kill my friends. That would be a waste. Unless there is something more valuable to be gained by getting them out of the way. [Even that option has been pretty cruddy lately, what with the painful retaliations.]

And I was told its a two way contract.

Re: [video]

[popculturecon]

You have to ask me politely if I want to be friends with you, and then you have to let me think about it, because you've been kind of rude telling me I can't have stuff.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Why does it matter if I have been rude? Do we have a deal or not?

[He wouldn't have to be doing this at all if the cursed ghost of the Sam Witch hadn't forced him to give up the warehouse. He was still trying to think of a way to get around that.]

Re: [video]

[popculturecon]

You can't be rude to friends, Dirge, or else they're not gonna want to be friends with you.