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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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...Uh...yeah, actually.

[Lame? Nnnnnyeah, okay. More like creepy.]

Maybe. Soundwave I know is good at his job. [And someone you don't mess with.]

[LAME]

Well I don't get how you can be a silent communications chief. Sorry man, that just doesn't add up to me. Like... How do I debrief people?

[You can probably imagine he's shrugging.]

Debriefing wasn't all that common where I'm from. [More like if anyone did any debriefing, it was him, for the grunts who were all considered canon-fodder to the higher ups.]

[BUT THAT'S AWFUL]

... I think I would literally go insane if I didn't talk.

I got like.. like a million things going on all day! How can you not talk?

How am I not like totally bonkers?

Don't know.

[No, really, he's not so sure that Soundwave isn't totally bonkers.]

You should find some place to move in to. There's all kinds of open places.

[~~spoilers: he totally is~~]

Yeah... I'll... get on that. You... um... Like you didn't see an all white jet with red highlights and blue optics come through here at all, did you?

Or like... a really big silver mech who kinda has that sort of... y'know like a dad feel to him?

Anyone like that?

~~[Since he never talks, Breakdown can't confirm this.~~

Ah...no. Sorry kid. It's not impossible that they're here, I've certainly not met everyone in the city, but I've not seen them. Don't get your hopes up, though, there are a lot of worlds out there, other dimensions and realities or whatever, and you've just been pulled out of yours into this one. It's not impossible but not entirely likely to meet someone from your same reality. [Says the one with two people from his reality here...hm...]

....[Sighs] And if you need help finding a place, let me know. ~~[Shut up, he's not soft.]~~

[~~he doesn't have to just watch him.~~]

... It's... I don't...

I um... don't... have any friends other than them so...

[THIS IS HARD]

That'd be... nice actually if you could uh... do that.

No problem kid. Stay where you are. I'll come show you around.

[He'll cut the feed and go head off towards the farm. You better still be there, Soundwave. But this guy is so brightly colored that when Breakdown first spots him he's sure this just can't be the guy and nearly just drives past....but...that build. Ugh, you've got to be kidding him! What is wrong with this fragged up multiverse?!]

[He rolls to a stop and transforms.] Uh....Soundwave?

[Yeah that awful paint is Soundwave. Honestly, he doesn't even know it's Breakdown until he transforms, and now he just looks... totally blown away.

To the point where he just flips that visor up to stare at him.

And that is a young, wide eyed, exotic looking face, optics almond shaped and bright blue in a sleek and smooth little face.]

Breakdown! You're... blue!

[That visor flip? Makes him JUMP! He lets out a startled curse, because, seriously?! He thought Soundwave creepy for not having a face, but seeing one on him? Was almost worse, if only because it was so unexpected!]

[He recovers quickly, though, and then just looks confused.]

I've always been blue...

...What color is the Breakdown you know?

Dude you totally freaked out for a moment.

[He lowers the visor again with a click. There, better now]

He's red. Well.. I mean you're... red... with a blue face. I mean... Like the other way around! Knock Out is blue, Starscream is white. Megatron is blue and silver.

Knock Out is blue? Primus, my partner would have a spark attack if he was blue.

[And he's so ignoring the comment about his freak out...and yes, that's...better in an odd way.]

I don't think he cares that much? Like he got the paint job back when he wassss..... in the Academy and he sort of just never got around to changing it.

Or uh... touching it up.

... Like ever-

Okay so like if you see my Knock Out? I'm giving you all the permission to just hold him down and knock out a few dents and maybe get rid of some scratches okay? He'll throw a fit, but honestly, he really needs it.

[He just....gapes a moment.] Scrap this is weird...you talk, and Knock Out not freaking out over a scuff to his paint? [Shakes his head.]

Right. C'mon, I'll show you the Gateways. Your reality does have ground bridges, right?

Psshht does my reality have ground bridges. Watch this.

[He just randomly picks two spots. Here and... yeah a few hundred feet away. Coordinates flash across the visor and in an instant, two ground bridges erupt into existence]

Undisputed King of ground bridges.

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[That he knows his Soundwave can do that...makes it not as impressive as this Soundwave would have hoped.] Uh-huh. Then I'll show you to the nearest Gateway so you can download the coordinates to all the major locations.

[Juuuuuuust gonna turn and walk away now. Keep up, kid.]

[NOT FAIR EVERYONE LIKES THAT TRICK unless he's being a dick about it. ~~which is ninety percent of the time.~~ He honestly does look a bit flabbergasted that he's not hearing some awe or amazement here, he's got a pretty impressive ego.

So he huffs and trots off after him, trying not to sulk]

So uh... I... guess Alternate Me knows that trick too, huh.

... I bet he isn't as awesome at it.

[you poor sweet summer child]

[He cants a look at Soundwave, having to turn his head a bit more than he otherwise would have. Missing optic, ya know?]

Yeah, he does. And I don't think I'd say that. [Sorry kid, no ego stroking from him.]

[Just like his worlds Breakdown, goddamnit]

Okay there has to be like one thing I'm better at than him!

... And it better fragging not be speaking English.

[Oh Soundwave. He was about to say "yeah, talking", but... He just laughs instead.]

Well, I'll give you one thing, kid, you seem a lot friendlier than the Soundwave I know.

[HE KNEW IT]

Well being friendly is super and everything but like... I mean I don't wanna be scary, but at least like... Like back on the Nemesis I'm like the best guy for the job. There's no one who can do the stuff I can do, I'm running the Autobots in circles! Oh man, you should see how pissed Optimus was when I snagged a relic right out from under his nose, I totally planned it out perfectly, me and Shockwave double teamed him and it was my idea and all of my data and Optimus looked like his head was just gonna explode!

And now I'm here and like... so there's this other guy who's even better at what I'm best at?

That's not fair!

[He shrugs] Honestly, kid, I don't know that I can really compare. I've not seen you at work, but I have seen my world's Soundwave at work. Maybe you're better at it than he is, maybe not. Frankly, I hope we don't find ourselves in a situation to find out.

... Yeah I mean... that... makes a lot of sense... actually.

[It was nice when his top priority was just fucking with people for giggles and energon money]

Okay so... I guess I shouldn't like.. worry about that unless it comes to it. No big deal, right?

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