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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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Well I'd care.

I am. I thought I was the only one, apparently that's just a Soundwave thing though.

I like my laugh!

I've heard of others, but I think most of them have been wiped out by this point, thanks to the war. They were already rarer than electrum before, so it's not that surprising. Some bots claim Mindwipe is one, but personally I think he's just weird.

[Jadewing chuckles.]

Hence why I'm waiting to hear it o I can judge for myself.

Well, I'm definitely still alive and I'm one. Like a really, really good one.

Well uh... if you make me laugh I guess we'll see?

I don't doubt it.

And yeah I guess we will.

[pause]

I'm guessing by the red symbols that you're from one of those universes where the Decepticons are 'good' and the Autobots 'evil', right?

Edited 2015-06-09 00:07 (UTC)

Well yeah, I guess that'd be right. Megatron would say there is no good and evil in war, just two different ideas but the Autobots are uh.... pretty wrong.

[Jadewing nods.]

Yeah. After a couple million years spent killing each other, I don't think either side really has the right to really call themselves the 'good guys'. Though it does seem like the side who wears purple symbols does end up with more psychos per-capita than the other, no matter what universe you're in.

[Note that Jadewing's not making much effort to hide the purple symbols on his own wings.]

Thankfully the worst we have to worry about around here is Dirge, and he's more just a dumbaft winglet than anything else.

So... are... all the 'evil' cons here just tired of being evil then?

Who's Dirge... What's his issue?

For the most part. Though frankly I think a lot of it boils down to the fact that when shooting and getting shot at is discouraged rather than enforced, most of us here really aren't that interested in risking our shells trying to start something. I know I'm not.

Dirge is a Seeker, though from a different universe than me. Apparently he's a clone of Starscream, and got one significantly exaggerated personality trait of Starscream's out of it. In his case, greed. He tries to claim anything he sees and likes as his, regardless of who actually owns it and has an appetite like a starving Sharkticon. Not to mention very little common sense, but that's a trait most winglets his age have regardless of their origins.

Well I mean... at least it keeps the peace, right?

So he's uh... he's kinda dumb.

[He nods]

Right.

And yeah, he is. About some things more than others. Though again, part of that is just the fact that he's young. Only time will tell how big a part, though.

Like how young? He barely sounds like he's even a vorn old.

I never asked for exact numbers but my guess would be very young. Probably young enough to still be a child even by human standards.

Ssssooooo... I guess it'd be... really mean to make fun of him huh

I dunno about that. He can be a real pain in the aft and deserves a little verbal jabbing now and then, in my opinion.

I'll uh... I'll see what happens if I ever meet him.

Probly a good idea. Just... take what he says with a grain of silicate. Especially if he's claiming to own something that he shouldn't reasonably be expected to own. Like, say, the entire warehouse.

... He doesn't honestly think someone is that dumb does he.

I don't know. But he tends to try it on all the new arrivals, just in case. And he seems to have claimed it in his own processor anyway; last I heard, he was living in a particular corner of it with shelves full of his 'posessions' around him.

... I have to go to the warehouse.

[Jadewing chuckles]

Well you do eventually, yeah, since that's where the city gets most of its supplies from.

But I know what you mean. Have fun. I'm sure you can handle him. Though if he gives you too much trouble, feel free to comm me.

I'm not scared of some baby jet. I graduated the academy, I can handle it.

Well, he is in a full-sized shell, but alright.

The offer still stands though. Or if you want to just meet up somewhere for a cube sometime; there's a bar here and their high grade's not bad.

Still not scared.

Sure! That'd be awesome, actually, if you wanna go like... like hang out sometime soon?

[~~ornow~~]

Just wanted to make sure you didn't think you were up against someone who was physically a sparkling, as well as mentally.

[Jadewing would kind of draw the line at harassing that sort of sparkling anyway. Dirge can fight back, at least, so he's fair game.

And it's obvious he didn't miss the implication there, Soundwave, given his amused smirk.]

I'm not really doing anything special right now. Want me to send you the coordinates and I can meet you there?

No I figured, from everything you said, but... he totally doesn't know what I know.

Okay, cool! Yeah sure, I'll be there in a second!

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