[Video/action]

[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

[Video]

[mercury_gaze]

...Why would you want to hit something that's yours?

[Innocent ears, Hare. Stop cussing around little girls.]

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[and now for something completely different]

LA? You Californian? You are or aren't, either way it is nice to meet another Earthling! And I get the feeling you're going to do whatever you want, but you might want to keep the drone that's following you for now, since the drones're standing in for phones.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Woah, who the fuck is this guy. Got a little... rage mixed in there.]

That's your drone. Might not wanna go trashing it, they're kinda useful.