[Video/action]

[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

[Video]

[mercury_gaze]

...Why would you want to hit something that's yours?

[Innocent ears, Hare. Stop cussing around little girls.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[Oh look a little girl he guesses he should

not stop at all]

This piece 'a shit is mine?

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Yes.

They're pretty hard to break. Dirge tried to break his so he could get more.

[Hey, he's calmed down a bit it seems, it's something.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... So I can't bust it fer starin' at me?

[He might get mad again]

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

[She shrugs] You can try, but why would you want to?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Cuz it's starin' at me?

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

That's probably because you look really neat.

[she smiles, meaning every word. She thinks you're cool, even if you do say a lot of bad words and have a bad attutide.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... Huh?

[brb he hasn't heard that before]

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

You look really cool.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[and now for something completely different]

LA? You Californian? You are or aren't, either way it is nice to meet another Earthling! And I get the feeling you're going to do whatever you want, but you might want to keep the drone that's following you for now, since the drones're standing in for phones.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

More like San Diego but-

[Click. Lady. Apparently ladies are not the same as tiny baby girls.]

Uh.... yeah. Awwrite, sure.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

But it's still nice to meet another person from the same continent as me. And they're weird to try and get used to, I know, but the flip side? They're handy to have. Point in case, if you don't mind giving me just a minute...

[BWIP. It's a map!]

That might make life a little easier. By the looks of stuff, you're somewhere in the Southwest.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

Oh good, 'least I won't be walkin' 'round no stupid farm no more.

Look, lady uh... ya know where a guy can get some coal 'round here?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

I oughtta give you the rundown on the Gateways, since getting around is a lot of walking, if you're just walking. And about coal...

I'm too new myself to know for sure---sorry--but you might be able to find some in the Warehouse.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

Awwrite, I can do that, sure sure. How's a guy get around here without hoofin' it everywhere?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Short answer: rolling the dice. But don't mind me being a smartass, it's just that the Gateways've always had my hackles up.

[She offers a crooked little smile and a shrug.]

They're safe, though; they just seem sorta sketch. They're these big basically teleportation portal apparatuses, and you can go through one to warp to any of the others. There's still a lot of walking to get around when you're without a ride, but the Gateways do cut it down.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

... I ain't gonna get welded ta some space fly am I?

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Woah, who the fuck is this guy. Got a little... rage mixed in there.]

That's your drone. Might not wanna go trashing it, they're kinda useful.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[JUST A LITTLE. There's... a lot of bewildered smoke, that one eye widening sharply. Oops. Shit. That sure is Spine, isn't it? WELP. He doesn't quite know what to say, fingers clattering loudly together. UH]

... I don't gotta listen ta you.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[That got a little bit of confusion because he's not sure what to make of that reaction.]

Well obviously, you're your own bot and all. Just was a suggestion, cause I'm not sure how easy replacin' these guys is.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[Get used to it you're going to see it a lot]

Some lil kid just told me they don't break so what now, smartass.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Well then... I don't really see the point of threatenin' to bust it up, but whatever floats your boat.

[Just a little shrug cause what is this guy even?]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[how dare sir]

Cuz it's mine an' I can, what're you, the cambot police?

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Nah, just didn't see the point is all. Like I said, not my say what you do. [Such crabby, someone needs a nap.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Damn fuckin' right it ain't, tinman.

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