[Video/action]

[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Woah, who the fuck is this guy. Got a little... rage mixed in there.]

That's your drone. Might not wanna go trashing it, they're kinda useful.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[JUST A LITTLE. There's... a lot of bewildered smoke, that one eye widening sharply. Oops. Shit. That sure is Spine, isn't it? WELP. He doesn't quite know what to say, fingers clattering loudly together. UH]

... I don't gotta listen ta you.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[That got a little bit of confusion because he's not sure what to make of that reaction.]

Well obviously, you're your own bot and all. Just was a suggestion, cause I'm not sure how easy replacin' these guys is.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[Get used to it you're going to see it a lot]

Some lil kid just told me they don't break so what now, smartass.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Well then... I don't really see the point of threatenin' to bust it up, but whatever floats your boat.

[Just a little shrug cause what is this guy even?]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[how dare sir]

Cuz it's mine an' I can, what're you, the cambot police?

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Nah, just didn't see the point is all. Like I said, not my say what you do. [Such crabby, someone needs a nap.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Damn fuckin' right it ain't, tinman.

[U WANNA GO M8]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

It's The Spine, actually. What about you, what's your name?

[Not really, would rather go for a pint can't we be bros 8(]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[GET WREKT]

What the fuck ever.

Hare.

[definitely not familiar at all]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[You are so very charming 8(]

Well Hare, I'm guessin' you've gotten some of the 'new place' rundown? [What with little kids telling you all the things and such.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[little girls think he's cool, square]

Yeah yeah sure some kid 'splained it an' some skirt gave me a map, I got it.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Well if you need anything else, you can drop me a line. [He doubts Hare will, but he'll offer anyways.]

Did either of 'em explain about fuelin'? I mean if you run on water you're fine, there's lakes and stuff, but if you run on gas or something you're gonna have trouble cause they don't have stuff like that.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... Uh... coal.

[Definitely not familiar]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Well shit.]

I... they don't have that. Might be able to make do with burning some wood for charcoal but I don't see that bein' a long-term solution. You're gonna wanna swing by the Hospital and see what the medics there say though, they'd have a better idea what they can do for you.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

...

..

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I gotta get upgrades don't I.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

...I think that'll be what they recommend, yeah.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

....

Fuck.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

If there was another option I'd be happy to give it but unfortunately there's not.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

I DON'T WANNA!

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

I don't blame you. But if it's between shuttin' down from lack of fuel and an upgrade...?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[There is literally angry, incoherent yelling in here.

A Rabbit level tantrum out in the farm]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Yeah, go ahead and howl it out buddy, it's a shit situation and he knows it.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

THAT AIN'T FUCKIN' FAIR! I AIN'T UPGRADED SINCE 1920 AN' I AIN'T GONNA-

[gonna be here a while]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Yep, this is familiar. Spine's just gonna stay quiet and let Hare holler it out because really it's easier that way, there's not anything he can say to stop this guy from yelling after all.]