[Video/action]

[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

These medics are used to dealin' with hyper-advanced robots, I'm pretty sure they can manage 1920's tech just fine.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

It's not-

[Slow down, Hare]

Ya wouldn't get it.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

I dunno, seems like we're in a similar boat to me.

No one here's familiar with my tech either. Somethin' goes wrong that I can't solve I gotta go to those same medics.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[HE CAN'T TELL YOU HIS PROBLEM JERK]

Yeah whatever....

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Fuck this guy is annoying, but Spine is a dumb baby who can't leave him to his fate.]

Look, would it make you feel better if I got it done first? That way you can see that they can handle it?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... What?

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Would it make it any less unpleasant if someone of a similar size and similar enough technology level got the upgrade so you could see for yourself that the medics can handle the project?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[That... would... be kind of a lot more than Hare would ever ask of someone, actually. Then he'd feel bad. He partially knows Spine's story, learned it from hearsay and watching the band, so he partially knows Spine's history with upgrades.

Goddamnit, he only acts like a huge dick, he isn't actually one]

... I ain't no fuckin' baby if that's what yer sayin'.

[He'll hide this soft hearted thinking with YOU THINK IM A BABY YOU PRICK]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

I'm not. Askin' you to trust some medics you just met is a big step, and given we don't really have a lot of time to waste, figured it'd be the next best option.

Shuttin' down like that... it ain't pleasant.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

I don't need nobody ta do nuthin' fer me, I can do it myself, damnit.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Guess who remembers that particular evasive sort of answer?]

So you'll be headed over to the Hospital then?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Yeah!

[maybe]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Glad to hear it. [Guess who's gonna worry until he knows this mouthy asshole is okay?]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[DON'T YOU FUCKING WORRY ABOUT HIM HE'S A BIG BOY]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[DON'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[I DON'T NEED NO MAMMY]