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[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

Awwrite, I can do that, sure sure. How's a guy get around here without hoofin' it everywhere?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Short answer: rolling the dice. But don't mind me being a smartass, it's just that the Gateways've always had my hackles up.

[She offers a crooked little smile and a shrug.]

They're safe, though; they just seem sorta sketch. They're these big basically teleportation portal apparatuses, and you can go through one to warp to any of the others. There's still a lot of walking to get around when you're without a ride, but the Gateways do cut it down.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

... I ain't gonna get welded ta some space fly am I?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Okay, at that? Sam grins.]

That was more or less my most pressing question not too long ago, but no, no. They're safe for mechanical people, safe for organic people, and I've got some trusted sources plus months of my own experience backing that.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

An' I ain't gonna end up on the moon?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

No Gateway on the moon for you to go to, so I think it's safe to say no. I'm pretty sure the set is synced, and the head engineer is on point. He might be someone to ask about the availability of coal, come to think of it. His name's Wheeljack, and his workshop's near the Warehouse.

Speaking of names, introductions might be an idea. Samantha Patchowski; 'Sam' is fine. Nice to meet you, sorry about the circumstances.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

Yeah awwrite, okay least I won't be on the moon.

Sure, sure. Hare, nice ta meetcha, Sammy.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

It'd be closer to home but not half as hospitable. Here... there's a lot to get used to, but it's not a bad place to be.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

'Cept fer this whole coal business.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Yyyeah. Except for that. I'm sorry I can't point you towards any sure thing, sourcewise, but someone's gotta have some solution. One Guardian or another, most likely, so... yeah, Wheeljack or Paian would be your best bet.

...d'you want a lift in to the Hub? Gateway or not, it's a hike round the farm, and I got a ride.