[Video/action]

[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

An' I ain't gonna end up on the moon?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

No Gateway on the moon for you to go to, so I think it's safe to say no. I'm pretty sure the set is synced, and the head engineer is on point. He might be someone to ask about the availability of coal, come to think of it. His name's Wheeljack, and his workshop's near the Warehouse.

Speaking of names, introductions might be an idea. Samantha Patchowski; 'Sam' is fine. Nice to meet you, sorry about the circumstances.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

Yeah awwrite, okay least I won't be on the moon.

Sure, sure. Hare, nice ta meetcha, Sammy.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

It'd be closer to home but not half as hospitable. Here... there's a lot to get used to, but it's not a bad place to be.

Re: [video]

[snaptrap]

'Cept fer this whole coal business.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Yyyeah. Except for that. I'm sorry I can't point you towards any sure thing, sourcewise, but someone's gotta have some solution. One Guardian or another, most likely, so... yeah, Wheeljack or Paian would be your best bet.

...d'you want a lift in to the Hub? Gateway or not, it's a hike round the farm, and I got a ride.