[Video/action]

[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

No...

I'm sorry. I know it's upsetting to find yourself suddenly not where you want to be.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[he is somewhat panicking because he does not want to die]

I gotta have coal, kiddo.

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Coal.... [thinking]

You'll probably want to check the Warehouse, or ask Mister Paian at the hospital, or any of the Guardians I guess. I think one runs the farm.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Who at the hospital? What's some doctor gonna know about robots?

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Paian. He's one of the Guardians and he knows lots about robots. He'll be able to help you, I'm sure of it.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... Huh. Awwrite, I'll talk ta the robot doctor. See what he can do.

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

[Nods and smiles again]

Let me know if I can help with anything, okay?

[officially adopted, Hare. She does that.]