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[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

That's probably because you look really neat.

[she smiles, meaning every word. She thinks you're cool, even if you do say a lot of bad words and have a bad attutide.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... Huh?

[brb he hasn't heard that before]

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

You look really cool.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[im sorry his brain is making a series of fart sounds, please hold]

... I'm cool?

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

I think so.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[HOW HANDLE]

... Sure. Sure kid, I'm real cool.

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

So what's you're name?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Hare. Don't knock it, it's a great name.

What's yers, kiddo?

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Knock it? [She picturing what you do to a door. Slang is not a thing she knows yet, Hare.]

I'm Jendayi. Pleased to meet you, Mister Hare. [She's gonna do a cute liytle curtsy now.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Yeah sure uh... means don't say bad stuff 'bout it.

Yeah real sweet ta meetcha. Where you from, kiddo?

[Kiddo forever, sorry man]

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Oh, that would be mean. I'd not say something mean about your name. Name's are special and no one has the right to say bad things about another's name. [nod]

Um...Reirinsei. What about you? Where are you from?

[She's totally cool with kiddo.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Ain't never heard of that... that Japan or somethin'?

California, San Diego.

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Um. No. That's my world, like this is Cybertron. I...think the country was, um... [hold on, thinking about that] Garedon? Grenidon? Something like that anyway.

I've never heard of that, what's it like?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Yer on a different planet?

... Wait... We're all on a different planet?

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

[Just nodding.]

It's weird, and I miss home, but it's neat too.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

...

But it ain't earth.

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

No...

I'm sorry. I know it's upsetting to find yourself suddenly not where you want to be.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[he is somewhat panicking because he does not want to die]

I gotta have coal, kiddo.

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Coal.... [thinking]

You'll probably want to check the Warehouse, or ask Mister Paian at the hospital, or any of the Guardians I guess. I think one runs the farm.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

Who at the hospital? What's some doctor gonna know about robots?

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

Paian. He's one of the Guardians and he knows lots about robots. He'll be able to help you, I'm sure of it.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... Huh. Awwrite, I'll talk ta the robot doctor. See what he can do.

Re: [Video]

[mercury_gaze]

[Nods and smiles again]

Let me know if I can help with anything, okay?

[officially adopted, Hare. She does that.]