video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

Comments

[primest]

Nothing.

Oh, come on. I'm pretty sure if it was actually serious I'd know by now. S'just a crack and a dent!

[deadlydoctor]

Fine then. I'll ask if the others know. [Are you sure you don't want to tell him yourself, buddy?]

I've been hit by mechs like Bulkhead before, it's never 'nothing'. And a dent is bad enough! Did you paint get chipped? [The horror.]

[primest]

Do whatever you want.

[someone's a grumpy bear today.]

Oh, yeah. Scratched. Gouged, even.

[deadlydoctor]

I always do. [Seriously, you don't have to tell him.

Just 'today'?]

Primus.

[primest]

And there's no paint around! Or buffers!

[currently, he doesn't actually care but whatever it's a subject change.]

[deadlydoctor]

B-but there must be something!

[Sentinel you are a huge dick. Never change.]

...

[And sixths is Knock Out realizing his buffer is back in the other Cybertron.]

FRAG IT.

[primest]

Nope. Nothing.

You'll have to use the sub-par organic equipment.

[deadlydoctor]

Ugh. Well this wouldn't' be the first time I have to make my own tools.

Is there a bar here? Please say yes.

[primest]

I think so. I'm probably gonna move in there.

[oh knock out, you're so easy.]

[deadlydoctor]

Call me if you find it.

This Cybertron seems to be more advances than the one we were before at least.

[Look who's talking.]

[primest]

[WOWWW HE IS NOT EASY]

It's covered in organics.

[deadlydoctor]

[YES HE IS.

Also, hehe, Knock Out's opportunity tomock him back.]

Yes it is. They carry a lot of diseases and the like. There's a lot of plants here, are you familiar with pollen? It's a fine powder that plants throw to the air all the time, their way of reproducing.

[primest]

Y--yeah, well. There's no plants in the city. I think.

[deadlydoctor]

You thought wrong. Humans like to keep those around, I'm sure they have them everywhere.

[primest]

There's no humans in the city.

[deadlydoctor]

Yes there are. I've seen them in the hospital.

[There's not only humans, there's SICK! humans. Ain't that great?] They are little, but not invisible.

[primest]

I liked it better when Cybertron was toxic for organics.

[deadlydoctor]

Always a ray of sunshine....They aren't so bad once you get used to it.

[primest]

This is our planet! Why did they have to spread, allspark!

[deadlydoctor]

They are humans, they like to spread themselves everywhere.
Disgusting, I know,but unavoidable.

Why don't you go complain to those in charge? Do you think there's a council here or something.

[primest]

Uh huh. A council of what, organics?

[deadlydoctor]

Yes Sentinel, is what the old fashioned people like to call 'a government'.

[primest]

No, moron, I meant it would be made up of organics. So complaining about their presence won't do anything.

...I'm going to the bar. To hell with all this.

[deadlydoctor]

We don't know that for sure yet, glitch. [Don't be rude.]

Count me in.

[primest]

No. Unless you're going to bring some crazy strong medical sedative, don't bother.