video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

Comments

[primest]

No, moron, I meant it would be made up of organics. So complaining about their presence won't do anything.

...I'm going to the bar. To hell with all this.

[deadlydoctor]

We don't know that for sure yet, glitch. [Don't be rude.]

Count me in.

[primest]

No. Unless you're going to bring some crazy strong medical sedative, don't bother.

[deadlydoctor]

Sorry, did I ask for your permission?

[primest]

There's more than one bar, you know. I just won't tell you which one I'm going to.

[deadlydoctor]

you really now how to be a charmer.

[He's going to track Sentinel's signal, so there.]

[primest]

In what plane of reality would I want to charm you?

[deadlydoctor]

Apparently, in the last Cybertron we were in.

[primest]

Yeah, what was it you said? You could finally see what was in front of you all this time? I forget what it was. I was laughing too hard.

[deadlydoctor]

[YOU HAD TO BRING THAT UP.]

I don't even remember saying that, what are you talking about?]

[primest]

[YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME, MOTHERFUCKER?]

Your expression says otherwise.

[deadlydoctor]

Really?

What does my expression tell you know?

[primest]

That you're an annoying slagger.

[deadlydoctor]

Says you.

I am the only one here who doesn't want to punch you in the face. be grateful.

[primest]

Hey! That's---

[a pause, while he thinks.

bugger] ...actually true. Frag.

[deadlydoctor]

[SEE???]

It could be worse.

[primest]

I can't imagine life would be much different if you wanted to punch me as well.

[deadlydoctor]

If I were mad at you I would do something worse than punch you in the face.

[Much, much worse. Think about being trapped in a lab for month being tortured. But he's not that sort of bot anymore.






Probably.]

[primest]

Ooh, scary.

[deadlydoctor]

You don't even know. You really don't want to, blue.

[primest]

I'm just assuming your not wanting to punch me in the face covers torture, too.

[deadlydoctor]

It does.

But if you want me to strap you on a table and have my way with you, I'm free right now.

[primest]

I'm going to assume that means put your saw through my face. In which case, let me think about it.

[deadlydoctor]

Right...my saw. You do that, Sent.

[Meanwhile he's going to pin point your location and meet you at the bar.]

[primest]

If it's circular and can cut through steel, you might need your firewalls updated. You're a medic, Knock Out. I shouldn't be the one to tell you this.

[yeah he's already there and won't even try to stop this from happening. he honestly doesn't have it in him after the shitty day he's had.]