video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

[SEE???]

It could be worse.

[primest]

I can't imagine life would be much different if you wanted to punch me as well.

[deadlydoctor]

If I were mad at you I would do something worse than punch you in the face.

[Much, much worse. Think about being trapped in a lab for month being tortured. But he's not that sort of bot anymore.






Probably.]

[primest]

Ooh, scary.

[deadlydoctor]

You don't even know. You really don't want to, blue.

[primest]

I'm just assuming your not wanting to punch me in the face covers torture, too.

[deadlydoctor]

It does.

But if you want me to strap you on a table and have my way with you, I'm free right now.

[primest]

I'm going to assume that means put your saw through my face. In which case, let me think about it.

[deadlydoctor]

Right...my saw. You do that, Sent.

[Meanwhile he's going to pin point your location and meet you at the bar.]

[primest]

If it's circular and can cut through steel, you might need your firewalls updated. You're a medic, Knock Out. I shouldn't be the one to tell you this.

[yeah he's already there and won't even try to stop this from happening. he honestly doesn't have it in him after the shitty day he's had.]

Action?

[deadlydoctor]

[What are you trying to imply here, uh?] Is it now? Well, thank you for the unwanted advice.

[And ther he goes! It's a pretty huge bar but Sentinel's shoulders are hard to miss. Knock Out snatches a cube from a passing waiter drone and sits across the other mech.] Nice place.

action!

[primest]

What can I say, I'm an expert at it.

[he just waits. exasperated and tired.]

I don't care.

Action

[deadlydoctor]

[Sentinel, stop the self pity party.]

Instead of looking like someone rained on your parade, let's make a toast to celebrate that at least we survived this long.

Re: Action

[primest]

[NOPE]

Yeah, in a place no-one wants to be surrounded by people who hate you. Great.

[deadlydoctor]

Sounds like my life at the Nemesis. You'll get used to it.

Or you could, you know, fix things.

[primest]

[he curls his hand around his cube and slides it away from knock out.]

How? No-one wants to, myself included. I just don't wanna get punched again.

[deadlydoctor]

[Afraid he will steal it?]

Usually no being a glitch to people works, you should try it one day. Doing nice things for them also does the trick.

[primest]

[something.......like that.......]

Hey, Bulkhead punched me in the face for no reason! I'd barely said anything to me, he just hates the notion of someone doing something that he doesn't agree with.

I'll do something when they fragging deserve it.

[deadlydoctor]

[Grow up, Sentinel, like him...mmmpppffff yeah right.]

I've been punched and then incarcerated for no reason either. Some mechs have a short temper. [Even if it was Miko who punches him while wearing the Apex Armor. It hurt like hell.]

See that's not how it's supposed to work. [And if Knock Out has tot tell you those things it means you are doing it really wrong.]

[primest]

You're also an ex-Con.

[yes, that explains everything.]

[deadlydoctor]

And you should focus on the keywords here. EX.

I'm an autobot now. [It feels so weird to say it out loud.] I have a quota of nice things to do. And I think I am supposed to give hugs as well, or something.

[primest]

Did no-one give you the talk? Or make you read the code? It doesn't count if you're only doing it for a quota. If you acted the same in the Decepticons, maybe you'd just be better off as a neutral.

[the Best Autobot himself is being a douche because he feels like shit, yes.]

shit I forgot this D8

[deadlydoctor]

There's a code? [The confusion in his voice is 100% sincere.] Neutrals never went very far in my world, Starscream tried it once and he starved to death for a whole year.

Besides it feels....good to be on the Autobots side.

[The irony is not lost to KO.]

IM OFFEND

[primest]

Yes. It's very long. And I meant neutral during peacetime, I'd imagine wartime neutrals would be shunned by both sides.

[ugh take your feelings away from him, outside and blow their head off.

but that does make him laugh.]

I'M SORRY HON, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME

[deadlydoctor]

Maybe in you world. There wasn't one on mine so I don't have to read anything. And pretty much, yes. Which only proves how absurd is to be neutral, times of peace or not.

[The autobots weren't exactly nice to Starscream either when he went neutral.

DAMN SENTINEL, HE'S HAVING A MOMENT. It only happens once in a blue moon.]