video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

Comments

[primest]

Yeah, what was it you said? You could finally see what was in front of you all this time? I forget what it was. I was laughing too hard.

[deadlydoctor]

[YOU HAD TO BRING THAT UP.]

I don't even remember saying that, what are you talking about?]

[primest]

[YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME, MOTHERFUCKER?]

Your expression says otherwise.

[deadlydoctor]

Really?

What does my expression tell you know?

[primest]

That you're an annoying slagger.

[deadlydoctor]

Says you.

I am the only one here who doesn't want to punch you in the face. be grateful.

[primest]

Hey! That's---

[a pause, while he thinks.

bugger] ...actually true. Frag.

[deadlydoctor]

[SEE???]

It could be worse.

[primest]

I can't imagine life would be much different if you wanted to punch me as well.

[deadlydoctor]

If I were mad at you I would do something worse than punch you in the face.

[Much, much worse. Think about being trapped in a lab for month being tortured. But he's not that sort of bot anymore.






Probably.]

[primest]

Ooh, scary.

[deadlydoctor]

You don't even know. You really don't want to, blue.

[primest]

I'm just assuming your not wanting to punch me in the face covers torture, too.

[deadlydoctor]

It does.

But if you want me to strap you on a table and have my way with you, I'm free right now.

[primest]

I'm going to assume that means put your saw through my face. In which case, let me think about it.

[deadlydoctor]

Right...my saw. You do that, Sent.

[Meanwhile he's going to pin point your location and meet you at the bar.]

[primest]

If it's circular and can cut through steel, you might need your firewalls updated. You're a medic, Knock Out. I shouldn't be the one to tell you this.

[yeah he's already there and won't even try to stop this from happening. he honestly doesn't have it in him after the shitty day he's had.]

Action?

[deadlydoctor]

[What are you trying to imply here, uh?] Is it now? Well, thank you for the unwanted advice.

[And ther he goes! It's a pretty huge bar but Sentinel's shoulders are hard to miss. Knock Out snatches a cube from a passing waiter drone and sits across the other mech.] Nice place.

action!

[primest]

What can I say, I'm an expert at it.

[he just waits. exasperated and tired.]

I don't care.

Action

[deadlydoctor]

[Sentinel, stop the self pity party.]

Instead of looking like someone rained on your parade, let's make a toast to celebrate that at least we survived this long.

Re: Action

[primest]

[NOPE]

Yeah, in a place no-one wants to be surrounded by people who hate you. Great.

[deadlydoctor]

Sounds like my life at the Nemesis. You'll get used to it.

Or you could, you know, fix things.

[primest]

[he curls his hand around his cube and slides it away from knock out.]

How? No-one wants to, myself included. I just don't wanna get punched again.

[deadlydoctor]

[Afraid he will steal it?]

Usually no being a glitch to people works, you should try it one day. Doing nice things for them also does the trick.

[primest]

[something.......like that.......]

Hey, Bulkhead punched me in the face for no reason! I'd barely said anything to me, he just hates the notion of someone doing something that he doesn't agree with.

I'll do something when they fragging deserve it.