video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

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[deadlydoctor]

[YES HE IS.

Also, hehe, Knock Out's opportunity tomock him back.]

Yes it is. They carry a lot of diseases and the like. There's a lot of plants here, are you familiar with pollen? It's a fine powder that plants throw to the air all the time, their way of reproducing.

[primest]

Y--yeah, well. There's no plants in the city. I think.

[deadlydoctor]

You thought wrong. Humans like to keep those around, I'm sure they have them everywhere.

[primest]

There's no humans in the city.

[deadlydoctor]

Yes there are. I've seen them in the hospital.

[There's not only humans, there's SICK! humans. Ain't that great?] They are little, but not invisible.

[primest]

I liked it better when Cybertron was toxic for organics.

[deadlydoctor]

Always a ray of sunshine....They aren't so bad once you get used to it.

[primest]

This is our planet! Why did they have to spread, allspark!

[deadlydoctor]

They are humans, they like to spread themselves everywhere.
Disgusting, I know,but unavoidable.

Why don't you go complain to those in charge? Do you think there's a council here or something.

[primest]

Uh huh. A council of what, organics?

[deadlydoctor]

Yes Sentinel, is what the old fashioned people like to call 'a government'.

[primest]

No, moron, I meant it would be made up of organics. So complaining about their presence won't do anything.

...I'm going to the bar. To hell with all this.

[deadlydoctor]

We don't know that for sure yet, glitch. [Don't be rude.]

Count me in.

[primest]

No. Unless you're going to bring some crazy strong medical sedative, don't bother.

[deadlydoctor]

Sorry, did I ask for your permission?

[primest]

There's more than one bar, you know. I just won't tell you which one I'm going to.

[deadlydoctor]

you really now how to be a charmer.

[He's going to track Sentinel's signal, so there.]

[primest]

In what plane of reality would I want to charm you?

[deadlydoctor]

Apparently, in the last Cybertron we were in.

[primest]

Yeah, what was it you said? You could finally see what was in front of you all this time? I forget what it was. I was laughing too hard.

[deadlydoctor]

[YOU HAD TO BRING THAT UP.]

I don't even remember saying that, what are you talking about?]

[primest]

[YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME, MOTHERFUCKER?]

Your expression says otherwise.

[deadlydoctor]

Really?

What does my expression tell you know?

[primest]

That you're an annoying slagger.

[deadlydoctor]

Says you.

I am the only one here who doesn't want to punch you in the face. be grateful.