10_20_15_5_50: All illustrations by Daranon@plurk (all in fun)
Samantha Patchowski ([personal profile] 10_20_15_5_50) wrote in [community profile] kismet_loop2015-09-07 10:35 pm

[voice | private to Knock Out]

Dude. Are you busy? You can't be busy. Not right now, cause you are gonna love this.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Box sets. And it gets better---I think they're all here. All of them.

Where are you?
automobileenthusiast: (i have a beautiful manvoice)

[YAY]

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-09-18 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Knock Out strolls in LOOKING SUPER HOT, and very glad that Hiro isn't touching dangerous things. Because dangerous things = scratched paint and nobody likes Knock Out when his paint gets scratched.]

There you two are. Hope you weren't waiting too long for me.
diagnosispuberty: (pretty please?)

Re: [YAY]

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-09-18 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Walk up in the club like what up I gotta big--]

Uhhhh, only for hours! [This is a filthy lie, but Hiro is too busy flopped over on his side gloomily to be honest.]
automobileenthusiast: (wagglbomb)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-09-18 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[what's good Hiro. Knock Out just nudges the little floppy brat with the tip of his foot before moving over to kneel next to Sam.]

Incredible, as always. Now, what have we got here?
diagnosispuberty: (touch EVERYONE'S stuff)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-09-19 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[That's enough to prompt Hiro to get over himself and hop up to scurry over to Sam and pick up one of the movies, looking at the back for himself.]

Stuff that is, miraculously, older than Sam. [Automatic duck of any hair-ruffles or noogies goes here.]
automobileenthusiast: (oh breakdown oooooooo)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-09-27 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Knock Out doesn't quite get the joke Hiro.]

Aren't you both like five?

[SEE this is what happens when you're an old as literal dirt alien robot. ANYWAY time to check out what Sam's got]

Ooooh, you've got some real winners here! I think I haven't actually seen Gremlins, though. Which means we should absolutely start with that one.
diagnosispuberty: (welp we're screwed)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-09-27 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fourteen. [Have a tiny human sticking his tongue out at you, KO. But Hiro's suitably distracted by the Gremlins movie, which gets a curious look over. It seems like it's time for Hiro to learn why his aunt called him "Gizmo" for a solid two years.]

What's that about?
automobileenthusiast: (darling i'm too good for you)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-10-01 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, I'm not that old.

[and he's not going to elaborate on that either EAT IT PUNKS.]

Oh, I can play DVDs. That won't be a problem at all.
diagnosispuberty: (wazzzzaaaaap~???)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-10-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Nuh-uh, Hiro ain't letting that go. Have a grin somewhere between awed and mischievous.]

Wait, wait, wait, are you like...some kinda robot teenager? Oh man, that would explain so much.
automobileenthusiast: (>:3)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-10-03 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I- no, what? I'm millions of years older than that!

[HIRO YOU ARE SO CONFUSING WHAT. AAANYWAY he turns to Sam and shrugs a bit.]

Well, I could use a new pad for my buffer, but I think it can wait. You two need a lift?

diagnosispuberty: (Default)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-10-04 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but that's what, a couple months in robot time?

[Aw yiss, GIANT ROBOT LIFTS!] As long as you mean literally lift!
automobileenthusiast: (game over)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-10-04 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[...wellll Hiro Knock Out is going to just reaaach down and try to scoop you up just to be a prick.]

I certainly wouldn't mind it at all, dear. Just make sure this kid keeps his shoes off my seats.
diagnosispuberty: (I LOVE HIJINKS)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-10-05 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you, Sam, Hiro rides in cars and stuff all the TIME back home. He does not get to play Fay Wray very often. So he'll help you out, K.O., scrambling up into the big palm and fist-bumping the air.]

Oh man, can I ride on the roof, then? No shoes on the seats that way!
automobileenthusiast: (i have a beautiful manvoice)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-10-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
The trunk was going to be my next suggestion.

[god hiro you have no sense of self preservation at all do you. YEAH JUST JUMP INTO THE GIANT ROBOT'S HAND GOOD MOVE. Luckily, Knock Out isn't in the business of squishing kids so he gets a free lift outside.]

No, you're not sitting on my roof. You'd fall off and break every bone in your meaty little body.
diagnosispuberty: (I DID A THING)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-10-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Hiro's gonna climb up ur wrist now, Knock Out, because he's adventuring.]

What if I duct tape myself on?
automobileenthusiast: (this is my serious face)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-10-05 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOD Knock Out wants to shake him off SO BAD but that might result in Hiro's pathetic human spine shattering. INSTEAD, he's just going to cringe as if he has a nasty creepy bug crawling up his arm UGH STOP]

You aren't getting anywhere near my finish with any kind of tape!
diagnosispuberty: (bro plz)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-10-06 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Be careful, Knock Out, before Hiro gets inside your frame and builds a secret hideout in your chest~]

Awwww, don't wanna scuff the pretty paint? [Teasing face, rapping his knuckles on Knock Out's arm.]
automobileenthusiast: (this game is all about the cameras)

[personal profile] automobileenthusiast 2015-10-06 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think he can survive without his tongue? Because I'm about to pull it out.

[In fact he pinches Hiro's dumb little head between his thumb and forefinger. Not hard but y'know.]

Why in the world would you let him doodle on you?

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