[voice | private to Knock Out]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Dude. Are you busy? You can't be busy. Not right now, cause you are gonna love this.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Box sets. And it gets better---I think they're all here. All of them.

Where are you?

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[diagnosispuberty]

[Hiro's gonna climb up ur wrist now, Knock Out, because he's adventuring.]

What if I duct tape myself on?

[10_20_15_5_50]

You're not duct taping yourself on! [Sam's protesting through her laughter now, even as she follows Knock Out out of the warehouse with her arms full of dvds. This is ridiculous and oh Knock Out you have NO IDEA what this child is willing to do.] It's still not safe enough to be acceptable, and besides peeling the tape off would be a pain in the ass.

[automobileenthusiast]

[GOD Knock Out wants to shake him off SO BAD but that might result in Hiro's pathetic human spine shattering. INSTEAD, he's just going to cringe as if he has a nasty creepy bug crawling up his arm UGH STOP]

You aren't getting anywhere near my finish with any kind of tape!

[diagnosispuberty]

[Be careful, Knock Out, before Hiro gets inside your frame and builds a secret hideout in your chest~]

Awwww, don't wanna scuff the pretty paint? [Teasing face, rapping his knuckles on Knock Out's arm.]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Given Knock Out's expression---and admirable restraint!---Sam can't and won't try to stay straight-faced.]

I'm thinking that that's the idea... and 'it's a wonder that kid's not in the trunk already.' Small hooligan, when will you be satisfied? You already did this.

[Sam pushes up her sleeve to reveal a recently vandalized tattoo. Looks like someone decided to try playing connect-the-dots with the notes of Greensleeves. The results? DINOSAURS.]

[automobileenthusiast]

Do you think he can survive without his tongue? Because I'm about to pull it out.

[In fact he pinches Hiro's dumb little head between his thumb and forefinger. Not hard but y'know.]

Why in the world would you let him doodle on you?

[diagnosispuberty]

[Hiro squeaks a little, wiggling around and swatting at Knock Out's fingers.] Cut it out, lemme go!

[Then, darkly:] She was asleep when it happened.

[10_20_15_5_50]

I actually don't know, but I'd rather not find out; kinda need the kid to stay in one piece.

[A+ roomie right here, but it's not like Hiro is in any real danger. He is, if anything, too much fun to tease for all of his flailing.]

I was told it was washable marker; I was deceived.

[automobileenthusiast]

[very well Hiro Knock Out will stop squishing your head]

You're a creepy little thing, aren't you, drawing on girls while they sleep. Although, I have heard that young human males tend to pick on females that they're interested in. Is there something you're not telling us~?

[And he pokes Hiro in the chest WHATS GOIN ON HIRO 8)]

[diagnosispuberty]

[Hiro is reduced to enraged, red-faced flailing and barely intelligible promises to weld Knock Out's face to his butt. Also swatting at that finger.]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Because Sam has the luxury of knowing Knock Out's insinuations are, in actuality, entirely unwarranted, she's free to bark a laugh before clapping a hand over her mouth.]

[This is a little like watching someone holding a tiny, furious ferret.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[Ooooh Knock Out's having FUN with this.]

Are you sure you're not interested? You're getting awfully defensive.

[diagnosispuberty]

[Okay, Hiro is out, climbing up your arm to try and shimmy down that way, muttering furiously to himself, something along the lines of so GROSS and she's like THIRTY]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Still busy cracking up as quietly as she can. Flawless, Knock Out. She's never seen Hiro so steamed.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[if you wanna get down little dude KO isn't going to stop you you probably left shoe prints on his paint anyway.]

I'm going to count this as a win.

[diagnosispuberty]

[betch u THOT Hiro's gonna be climbing up steadily towards your head, K.O., clearly bent on some mischief.]

Your butt's a win.

[10_20_15_5_50]

I expect that's going to be counted as a compliment, but still should say: Hiro, what did I tell you about antagonizing giant robots?

[automobileenthusiast]

[nooOOO LITTLE DUDE Knock Out's going to make a grab at you do go to his ffffaaace]

You know, I think Breakdown would agree with him.

[KO's butt is a win 8)]

[diagnosispuberty]

[Little dude is like a TINY INSECT and will cling to one of the spiky things on your face. And make gagging noises because ewwwww, he did not need to know that about Breakdown.

Then, to Sam:] This one isn't gonna try to squish me though, right?

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Sam's answer is a non-commital noise and a seesawing 'so-so' gesture.]

I'm not so sure.

[LIES. but children are for teasing]

[automobileenthusiast]

[Knock Out will just caaarefully try to pry Hiro off of his face GET OF KID]

It's tempting, especially if he's leaving footprints all over my frame.

[diagnosispuberty]

[Noooo, clinging on with noodle arms.]

My feet are SO CLEAN.

[10_20_15_5_50]

That does very little to balance out your bad decision-making, dude. Get off of his face.

[automobileenthusiast]

[DON'T CLING or Knock Out will tug your little arms off (not rly)]

Better do what the lady says, or I really will lock you in my trunk.

[diagnosispuberty]

[Not his arms! He needs those!

Have a look, Sam. Such betrayal.] Fine, fine. Just...just don't drop me, okay? I don't bounce.