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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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In that case, I can offer you the files for each except O Canada.

I could just read the notes for that last one on you.

Who, our Soundwave? I don't know if "awesome" is the word I would use to describe him.

Anyway, tell Breakdown I'm on my way. I have to see this.

I bet you wouldn't laugh at him...

I might, actually, but my finish would likely suffer for it.

... He'd beat you up?

... He can beat you up?

I doubt he'd have bothered, but he was easily one of the best combatants on the Nemesis. Second only to Megatron, really.

... I don't even know how to use my sword...

That's not fair!

Oh, don't feel bad. he may have been absolutely terrifying sometimes, but he wasn't much of a conversationalist. You've already got a leg up on him in the pleasant company department.

But no one laughs at him.

I mean I don't want to be scary? That's fine! It's great that people like me but I'm... y'know I'm really good at a lot of stuff! Like probably just as good as he is at all that communications and tech stuff, probably better, I bet-

He isn't even here and he still gets more respect than me!

Easiest option and you'll have ample opportunity, since we are gonna have to hang out sometime---sometime soon.

You're probably better at whining than him, too.

[just sayin']

Well what would you do if someone said there was another you who was cooler than you'd ever be?!

[He's a whiny kid and freshly knocked off his cushy ego throne. Look, another thing he has in common with Slenderbot, a monstrous ego.]

Yeah sure! We should definitely do that soon, as soon as possible!

Oh, that wouldn't happen. I'm quite happy with myself.

You don't want to be like him, trust me. He was absurdly creepy.

I'm not up to much right now...

S-so... you.. wanna meet or something?

I've heard of others, but I think most of them have been wiped out by this point, thanks to the war. They were already rarer than electrum before, so it's not that surprising. Some bots claim Mindwipe is one, but personally I think he's just weird.

[Jadewing chuckles.]

Hence why I'm waiting to hear it o I can judge for myself.

Not gonna lie, you sound a lot smoother than the Knock Out I know. Mostly he just uh... yells. Yeah, and tells you to go away and stop cluttering up his medbay.

... I still wanna learn how to use my sword though.

Sure! Are you gonna be okay with the Gateways? I ask cause unless you really want to look around the farm some more, you should meet me at the Gateway nearest the hospital, up in the Northwest.

[Grass is exciting? Fruit trees are exciting? Full-on forest is gonna get a great reaction.]

Well, I'm definitely still alive and I'm one. Like a really, really good one.

Well uh... if you make me laugh I guess we'll see?

Yeah, okay. I can do that. I got the coordinates, I'll uh... meet you there! Okay? Um... just stand somewhere where I can see you. Like maybe on top of the building.

I don't doubt it.

And yeah I guess we will.

[pause]

I'm guessing by the red symbols that you're from one of those universes where the Decepticons are 'good' and the Autobots 'evil', right?

Edited 2015-06-09 00:07 (UTC)

Well yeah, I guess that'd be right. Megatron would say there is no good and evil in war, just two different ideas but the Autobots are uh.... pretty wrong.

Is that right? I kind of want to ask for more details, but I also kind of don't. He sounds annoying.

I'm sure there's a few swordsmechs around here who could help you out with that, if you're interested.

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