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Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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Wow look at all those notes! Can you like... are they- Can you play them? Like if I strung them all together would it be good?

[Okay, she can't help but grin. Best reaction!]

If you strung them all together, it would be a weird mix. I've got a lot of different songs on me. Like, [she lifts a hand to indicate her neck, revealing her right's tattooed, too, from her fingers to the fold of her elbow.} If You Got It Flaunt It, Rebel Yell, and O Canada making up most of this.

Good. That saves me the trouble of explaining then. And yeah, if you've gotta be stuck somewhere, there's way worse places.

Anyway, name's Jadewing. Care to let me see who I'm talking to?

I wonder if I could mash them up... Maybe make a nice mix out of it.

You'll get used to it. Or go absolutely insane trying to make sense of it all.

Oh! Nice to meet you, Jadewing! Guess that makes you a flier too!

I'm Soundwave, hold on-

[And the feed opens up to a gangly, white, faceless mech]

Well I don't think I'm gonna go nuts, but it is pretty cool. Breakdown already told me not to start picking stuff but man just look at it!

Yep. Seeker, actually.

[Jadewing is mildly surprised to find that the mech is Soundwave, though the heavy reverb in the voice should have been a clue. Though really who can blame him when the mech is so talkative? When the feed switches to video, though, Jadewing can see that it's definitely not any Soundwave he knows. A moment later, Soundwave can see Jadewing's quirked optic ridge as he also switches to video.]

Well, it's pretty obvious you're not the Soundwave I know; he's blue and a lot boxier. Not to mention a lot quieter.

Yes, yes, I've seen it. Has Breakdown already caught you up on everything, then?

Ssssort of! He showed me where the Gateways are and I downloaded all the details so I can start ground bridging places. We're at a bar.

Yeah I keep hearing that quiet thing a lot. Apparently all my other mes just... don't... talk or something. Why?

Oh the Soundwave I know talks; just not a whole lot. Not sure why. Maybe he just doesn't like to waste energy on unnecessary words. Or it could have something to do with being a telepath.

[Jadewing shrugs.]

Your voice does sound similar to his though. Lots of reverb and synth overtones.

Well yeah just because you can read minds doesn't mean you still don't have conversations. That's kind of rude.

Yeah but it's probably not as creepy when I talk.

Tch, Breakdown. Already taking you to the bar, hm? I feel like I should be jealous.

Can you activate ground bridges remotely, or...?

Oh! Oooh, you... you're Knock Out.

Yeah I can do that. Hey if I tell you my name, you're not going to start telling me how much better my alternate is than me are you?

The one and only~

[He's trying to be smarmy but really that question throws him a bit. Oooh right the whole. alternate dimension thing.]

I... well, I suppose it all depends on whether or not I like them.

Those three, or mash'em all up?

Okay... Okay so... I'm Soundwave.

[Pause for reaction]

Just those three, too many songs and it just gets weird and ugly

[It actually takes Knock out a moment to register this new information hang on.]

HAH-

[Aaand then he mutes his audio for a moment. juuust give him a second to laugh his ass off he'll be right back.]

[he likes breakdowns reaction better, jerkbot.

He'll sit over on his end and silently stew about being laughed at until he comes back]

Yeah ha ha very funny, I'm a fragging comedian.

I don't really think he's worried about being rude. Especially not to guys like me. Though long as we don't try to lie to him, he generally doesn't bother beyond a passive scan. [shrugs]

Don't suppose you're a telepath too?

[He finds it unlikely for some reason, but better to know for sure.]

And yeah, definitely less creepy. Though exactly how much less, I'll reserve judgement on until I've heard you laugh. My Soundwave laughs even less than he talks, but when he does, it sends a chill up you support struts.

Sorry! Sorry.

[he's not sorry. In fact he's SNNRRKKKing and trying not to laugh again.]

So. Are you two still at the bar?

[because he has to see this shit in person ngl]

Well I'd care.

I am. I thought I was the only one, apparently that's just a Soundwave thing though.

I like my laugh!

It's bad enough Breakdown told me he's pretty much totally awesome compared to me...

Yeah.

[Soundwave trying very, very hard to impress Breakdown by drinking literally everything. Go watch your superior officer make an ass of himself in public]

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