kismet_loop | [VIDEO accidentally on purpose]

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tf: prime | knock out

[VIDEO accidentally on purpose]

[Why hello there folks, I hope you like staring at the backs of people's heads because THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING. It takes this little red mech a few seconds to realize that there's SOMETHING hovering behind him. he does this little half turn, lets out a SUPER MANLY (no) yelp and swats the thing out of the air, ending the recording.

But that's not all, folks. The camera blips on and off a few more times, catching Knock Out in various levels of annoyance, usually in the middle of either swearing or trying to shoo the thing away. Oh god little drone why are you here.

Finally Knock Out gives up and seems to have just accepted that he's made a new "friend". He looks exasperated as all hell when the little bugger starts recording him one last time.]

Fine, since this little drone seems hell bent on stalking me and recording it, I figured I might as well try to use this to my advantage. So, where am I and how do I leave? I was kind of in the middle of something.

[Knock Out pauses and glances slightly off camera, presumable at the drone itself.]

There, happy now? I swear, if someone come out here to blow me up because of you, I'm going to be very annoyed.

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[He chokes. Not audibly, but still, he chokes. He just gapes a long moment. This can't be right!]

Knock Out!

[For a moment joy over takes him. You, have to be real this time!!]

[But....what if he's not real? What if he's nother imposter? Or the imposter returned to life? He's heard that's possible here...]

[He has to know for sure, he has to. He keeps his tone level even with hope and anger warring in him.]

What's around you?

[WELL NOW. considering the last time Knock Out saw this particular chucklefuck, he was kind of running around DEAD with a gross little human parasite living off of his body. And then there was the zombie thing but shhhhhh.

Needless to say, Knock Out's a little thrown off soooooo he's going to take a moment to just stare at you, buddy. WOW THIS IS SUCH A STRANGE DAY SO FAR]

...Breakdown? How can this--

WAIT!!

[hang on he's GOT THIS]

Am I dead!? When did that happen!? Is this the after life!?

No, that's preposterous! Maybe I'm hallucinating! Yes, that sounds much more likely! Maybe something hit me in the head really hard and I'm unconscious and hallucinating!

...Can you even hallucinate if you're unconscious!? I should know this, I'M A DOCTOR!

[don't mind him.]

WHAT?! Why the scrap would you think you're dead?!

[You're making this so haaaard. You act just like Knock Out! He wants to believe you aaaare! He almost doesn't dare fully believe it yet, though.]

Just tell me what's around you already!

You mean I'm not dead!?

[THEN WHY ARE YOU HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE. He's having a panic hang on.]

Oh, I don't-- this stuff!

[he just grabs the poor little drone and starts using it to show Breakdown his surroundings, somewhere SUPER EXCITING in the northeast sector. Only it's not exciting at all.]

No! You're not dead. [So annoyed right now.]

Stay where you are. ...I'll come meet you.

Edited (Leme finish, DW!!) 2015-04-16 20:15 (UTC)

Okay. Not dead. That's... good news.

[He still looks completely fucking ruffled though dude]

[And Breakdown is downright frazzeled and trying to hide it.]

[He transforms and takes off, drone following him until he reaches a Gateway. He stops long enough to tell it where to send then, then drives on through. He'll transform again when he sees Knock Out.]

[And suddenly canmt bring himself to say anything...so he just stands there studying his...partner? Is it really?]

Edited 2015-04-16 20:39 (UTC)

[Well hello Breakdown, Knock Out is also going to just stand there and stare, like he's trying to decide something. He's even tapping at his chin, just studying Breakdown like he's some kind of big Scooby Doo mystery. After all, kind of a lot had happened to Breakdown back on Earth, Knock Out had every reason to believe that this wasn't actually him. But wow either way none of this made any sense.

And yeah he's literally just staring for a minute, squinting every now and then. Great conversation KO.]

Okay. I have a lot of potentially annoying questions, so let's just start with "where are we".

[He almost didn't want to answer. He'd literally just been through all of this. With Knock Out! He didn't want to be fooled a second time. The last time started so...right, only for it to go so wrong.]

...Cybertron. I yes, I know it doesn't look like it, but it is.

Cybertron!? I was just on Cybertron! No, you're right, this doesn't look anything like it!

[Cue dramatic arm sweeping gesture as if to say LOOK AT HOW WRONG THIS LOOKS BREAKDOWN]

How did I even get here? How did you get here!? This doesn't... you were...

[and he just kind of deflates and rubs at his head because all of this is literally insane.]

[Breakdown snorts.] You see any black-ish mist around you when you got here?

[And Knock Out cringes eeeew]

Yes, and that actually brings me to my next question. Where can I find a shower? I feel like I haven't had a good wash in ages.

[priorities]

[Dammit. Can he just smash you to bits and avoid the sparkache? As much as he wants to he can't bring himself to.]

That's how we got here. Apparently it's caused by Unicron.

[He vents a sigh] Yeah. I know where showers are.

[I mean you can but Knock Out would be really really annoyed]

By Unicron? That doesn't make any sense. He shouldn't be able to cause anything anymore.

What do you mean "anymore"? [HE'S STARTING TO DOUBT YOU, KNOCK OUT!! In fact, that's a rather dangerous look in his one good optic...]

[Yeah, yeah, dark energon, blah, blah, blah, "blood of Unicron", blah, blah, blah. Doesn't mean it actually is the blood of Unicron. He wasn't sure he believed in Unicron at all until getting here. And Knock Out never struck him as a believer either...]

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