[VIDEO accidentally on purpose]

[automobileenthusiast]

[Why hello there folks, I hope you like staring at the backs of people's heads because THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING. It takes this little red mech a few seconds to realize that there's SOMETHING hovering behind him. he does this little half turn, lets out a SUPER MANLY (no) yelp and swats the thing out of the air, ending the recording.

But that's not all, folks. The camera blips on and off a few more times, catching Knock Out in various levels of annoyance, usually in the middle of either swearing or trying to shoo the thing away. Oh god little drone why are you here.

Finally Knock Out gives up and seems to have just accepted that he's made a new "friend". He looks exasperated as all hell when the little bugger starts recording him one last time.]

Fine, since this little drone seems hell bent on stalking me and recording it, I figured I might as well try to use this to my advantage. So, where am I and how do I leave? I was kind of in the middle of something.

[Knock Out pauses and glances slightly off camera, presumable at the drone itself.]

There, happy now? I swear, if someone come out here to blow me up because of you, I'm going to be very annoyed.

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[automobileenthusiast]

[No. But they can try.]

Anyway. You had more to tell me?

[AND STILL HUGGING.]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

Yeah...you've probably figured out we're in some other reality or dimension. [Or did he mention that? He can't recall.] And I've already said that Unicron is behind all the crazy stuff that happens here?

You'll probably find that people know you...if you haven't encountered that already too...

[He's got his arms around his partner...what else does he need to say?]

You...got any more questions?

[automobileenthusiast]

[He's sure someone has at some point, that does kind of sound familiar. A+ listening skills, KO.]

Oh! Just one!

[AND WOW IT SEEMS LIKE THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT]

Well no, two. One, are there any good racing spots, and two, where can I go for a good wax job?

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[Can he just...gape a moment? Well, he's going to anyway. And then he's going to laugh.]

There's all kinds of places to race, though we may need to be careful in some areas. And there's two different places I've seen around here that might provide a good wax job.

Three if you count here. [Just gonna snug Knock Out close again.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[Knock out grins, hooking his clawed fingers over top of Breakdown's chest plate.]

Well, that's all the important questions out of the way.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

Then uh...how about a tour...and a stop at one of those spas? [Only for you, Knock Out.]

[automobileenthusiast]

That does sound lovely. I'll leave it up to you, though. I'm happy going out, but I'm also perfectly content staying in this evening.