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[VIDEO accidentally on purpose]
[Why hello there folks, I hope you like staring at the backs of people's heads because THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING. It takes this little red mech a few seconds to realize that there's SOMETHING hovering behind him. he does this little half turn, lets out a SUPER MANLY (no) yelp and swats the thing out of the air, ending the recording.
But that's not all, folks. The camera blips on and off a few more times, catching Knock Out in various levels of annoyance, usually in the middle of either swearing or trying to shoo the thing away. Oh god little drone why are you here.
Finally Knock Out gives up and seems to have just accepted that he's made a new "friend". He looks exasperated as all hell when the little bugger starts recording him one last time.]
Fine, since this little drone seems hell bent on stalking me and recording it, I figured I might as well try to use this to my advantage. So, where am I and how do I leave? I was kind of in the middle of something.
[Knock Out pauses and glances slightly off camera, presumable at the drone itself.]
There, happy now? I swear, if someone come out here to blow me up because of you, I'm going to be very annoyed.
But that's not all, folks. The camera blips on and off a few more times, catching Knock Out in various levels of annoyance, usually in the middle of either swearing or trying to shoo the thing away. Oh god little drone why are you here.
Finally Knock Out gives up and seems to have just accepted that he's made a new "friend". He looks exasperated as all hell when the little bugger starts recording him one last time.]
Fine, since this little drone seems hell bent on stalking me and recording it, I figured I might as well try to use this to my advantage. So, where am I and how do I leave? I was kind of in the middle of something.
[Knock Out pauses and glances slightly off camera, presumable at the drone itself.]
There, happy now? I swear, if someone come out here to blow me up because of you, I'm going to be very annoyed.
Big idiots.
Stay where you are. ...I'll come meet you.
Re: Big idiots.
[He still looks completely fucking ruffled though dude]
Actioning it up in here!
[He transforms and takes off, drone following him until he reaches a Gateway. He stops long enough to tell it where to send then, then drives on through. He'll transform again when he sees Knock Out.]
[And suddenly canmt bring himself to say anything...so he just stands there studying his...partner? Is it really?]
WOOWOOOOO
And yeah he's literally just staring for a minute, squinting every now and then. Great conversation KO.]
Okay. I have a lot of potentially annoying questions, so let's just start with "where are we".
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...Cybertron. I yes, I know it doesn't look like it, but it is.
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[Cue dramatic arm sweeping gesture as if to say LOOK AT HOW WRONG THIS LOOKS BREAKDOWN]
How did I even get here? How did you get here!? This doesn't... you were...
[and he just kind of deflates and rubs at his head because all of this is literally insane.]
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Yes, and that actually brings me to my next question. Where can I find a shower? I feel like I haven't had a good wash in ages.
[priorities]
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That's how we got here. Apparently it's caused by Unicron.
[He vents a sigh] Yeah. I know where showers are.
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By Unicron? That doesn't make any sense. He shouldn't be able to cause anything anymore.
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[Yeah, yeah, dark energon, blah, blah, blah, "blood of Unicron", blah, blah, blah. Doesn't mean it actually is the blood of Unicron. He wasn't sure he believed in Unicron at all until getting here. And Knock Out never struck him as a believer either...]
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Okay, assuming I'm not going crazy and you're not some kind of disturbingly realistic hallucination, you've missed a lot, Breakdown. In fact, what is the last thing you remember before you ended up here?
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MECH...
[It was all he said, his face twitched even and so did a hand like he wanted to reach up and touch the eye patch that Bulkhead of all people had given him...]
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[It's not nice. Not really.]
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....Bulkhead said the same...said that was a long time ago...
[He sighs.] C'mon. We'll go to my place, you can clean up, and then I think we need to talk...
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[Hello my name is Sarcasm. but ANYWAY, Knock Out hesitates for a moment. Sure, Breakdown sounded like Breakdown, and his plating wasn't all shat up, but Doc Knock over here couldn't help but be just a bit paranoid]
You've got a place, hm? You're moving up in the world, Breakdown.
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I've been here for months, okay? Which, I'm sure, makes even less sense to you.
[Stop being so pissy, Breakdown, you partner is here....if only he could believe that...]
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Well you're right about that.
[He reaches for Breakdown's arm, mostly out of reflex. Slow the fuck dooooown Knock Out is still trying to make this make sense he doesn't have time for speed walking]
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...Sorry...it's...be a rough couple weeks...
[He'll walk slower now, sorry about that...]
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No, you don't have to apologize. Do you want to talk about it? I mean, it sounds like we're going to have a lot to catch up on anyway, so we might as well pick a starting point.
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don't say I didn't warn you
8U!!!
SAM, YOUR TIMING SUCKS!! By which I mean, this is horrible, I love it.
I aim to please.
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