[Video] Arms Race

[dirge]

[Dirge seems to be holding the drone like a selfie cam, even though its perfectly capable of floating at any angle on its own. He seems to be too excited to remember that.]

Today is a very good day. I knew following the light colors would lead me to something shiny.

[He turns the drone to the left revealing what looks like an honest to goodness pot o' gold.]

Yes, it is gold. And yes, its all mine. I've heard humans place high value on this particular ore. I can understand why- not only is it very pretty, but it tastes great. [Yup, he's been eating it. Maybe that's why his tongue is all sparkly?]

The gold isn't the only thing I found though... [Dirge's grin grows wide as he finally lets go of the drone, allowing it to float back a bit.]

There was also a strange little organic. Smaller than adult humans. Spoke funny. I was going to keep him but he offered me something if I let him go.

[Dirge lifts his arms in a shrugging motion and two more unfold from behind his back. He seems incredibly pleased with them.]

A wish! I've always thought having more arms would make everything easier- grab twice the stuff, put things away twice as fast, hold two times more things at once. Not to mention, two times the claws.

[He flexes them all to demonstrate-- twenty wicked teal knives are nothing to sneer at.]

Time to try these out in the warehouse~

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[but son of a bitch]

[diagnosispuberty]

-- did you seriously just eat that.

[the_other_green_seeker]

[This post right here? These kind of things are why Jadewing thinks you're an idiot, Dirge.]

You do realize that you can't transform with those extra arms, right? And did you seriously just eat chunks of gold?

[Not that Cybertronians can't process gold, but it's usually only consumed in very small amounts as part of expensive confections, rarely seen since the war started. It's too scarce and too useful otherwise to be reduced to a common snack.]

[notyourblueangel]

Dirge . . . you . . . what . . . ?

[Wow, congrats, sparkling. He can't even words now.]

[Video | Shhhhh, I’m not late. What’chu talkin’ about?]

[mercury_gaze]

[She’s reluctant to talk to him...after he’d...taken her....and all...but she finally decides to anyway.]

Won’t the extra arms get in the way?

[Video]

[knight_light]

Well...that’s certainly something new.

[What the scrap, Dirge?]