dirge: (Ooh I've always wanted one of those)
Dirge ([personal profile] dirge) wrote in [community profile] kismet_loop2015-03-28 12:29 pm

[Video] Arms Race

[Dirge seems to be holding the drone like a selfie cam, even though its perfectly capable of floating at any angle on its own. He seems to be too excited to remember that.]

Today is a very good day. I knew following the light colors would lead me to something shiny.

[He turns the drone to the left revealing what looks like an honest to goodness pot o' gold.]

Yes, it is gold. And yes, its all mine. I've heard humans place high value on this particular ore. I can understand why- not only is it very pretty, but it tastes great. [Yup, he's been eating it. Maybe that's why his tongue is all sparkly?]

The gold isn't the only thing I found though... [Dirge's grin grows wide as he finally lets go of the drone, allowing it to float back a bit.]

There was also a strange little organic. Smaller than adult humans. Spoke funny. I was going to keep him but he offered me something if I let him go.

[Dirge lifts his arms in a shrugging motion and two more unfold from behind his back. He seems incredibly pleased with them.]

A wish! I've always thought having more arms would make everything easier- grab twice the stuff, put things away twice as fast, hold two times more things at once. Not to mention, two times the claws.

[He flexes them all to demonstrate-- twenty wicked teal knives are nothing to sneer at.]

Time to try these out in the warehouse~
mercury_gaze: [sad] (Jendayi - Oh no)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-04-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[OMG BLUSH! Dirge, you make her feel so...weird. You’re weird....but at least she knows he won’t hurt her?]

U-um...hello.

Well of...anything. Can you even change with them now?
mercury_gaze: [smile] (Jendayi - Interesting)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-04-11 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[W-well...you keep saying things like that about her, she doesn’t know what to make of them!]

[She makes a face.] They don’t get in the way?

[Oooo, but the juggling makes her perk.] Oooo, okay, that was really neat.
mercury_gaze: [neutral] (Jendayi - You sure about that)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-04-17 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You know...my Papa used to tell me I should eat only a few treats, they could make me sick if I ate too much at once.

[Because clearly gold is like candy.]
mercury_gaze: [neutral] (Jendayi - Awe and shock)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-04-17 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
My Papa. He's the one who takes care of me.

[Or did...before coming here...]

And maybe not to you, but I don't think that's why he said it.
mercury_gaze: [neutral] (Jendayi - Awe and shock)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-04-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
...You need a Papa.

[That would fix you, right?]

Because too much of something isn't good for you. You need other stuff, stuff that's better for you. You should only have a little bit of a treat.
mercury_gaze: [neutral] (Jendayi - Blank)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-05-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She shrugs] You have to find someone that’s willing to take care of you. And you have to do what they say because they’d only tell you to do what’s best for you.

[Unfortunately no...Wing might be a good stand in, though.]

[She shakes her head.] Then you shouldn’t complain if you end up with a tummy ache later from eating too much.
mercury_gaze: [what] (Jendayi - Huh Whut)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-05-08 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She gives him a funny look.]

Why would you want to eat until your tummy hurts?
mercury_gaze: [what] (Jendayi - Huh Whut)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-05-09 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
But it hurts because you already put more in that you should. Why would you want to hurt?

[You big, silly, dope. ......For some odd reason she finds she’s gaining an odd sense of fondness for you.]
mercury_gaze: [neutral] (Jendayi - Awe and shock)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-05-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[That could be it.]

[And she's about to argue more until the last. She stops and gives him a curious look.]

And...what's that?
mercury_gaze: [upset] (Jendayi - Bzzuh?)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-05-12 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[That...actually makes her feel really sorry for him.] You...you can never feel satisfied? Is that why you’re always trying to...own everything. [Including her...]
mercury_gaze: [upset] (Jendayi - Bzzuh?)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-05-16 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[You poor thing, now she wants to do something to make him happy, even if she can’t help him feel satisfied.]

Why is that? I...don’t understand?
mercury_gaze: [what] (Jendayi - Huh Whut)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-05-31 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That earns him another funny look.] I dunno. You seem to have lots of personality. [You’re rather single-minded in your greed, but...] Maybe you do have a full personality, you just don’t know it yet....?
mercury_gaze: [neutral] (Jendayi - Awe and shock)

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[personal profile] mercury_gaze 2015-06-09 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I think so.

[She shrugs.] Not necessarily. [Kids saying big words are cute.]

You really do have a lot of personality, Dirge.