[Video/action]

[snaptrap]

[Hi everyone, you know what you need? A cranky, shitty, smoking, dirty old robot, stomping through the fields and orchards here, blowing smoke and yelling. Mostly at his drone, which doesn't care how cranky Hare is. Hare can't tell if it's sentient or not, but that doesn't matter.

He's yelling at it]

QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME YA CREEPY LIL SUNNUVABITCH! I'm gonna fuckin' knock that camera right off yer spooky face, ya ugly asshole!

[There is no reply from the drone. But Hare answers like it did]

YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU, SHITHEAD! You wanna fight? Ya ain't gonna win, I'm the best brawler this side of LA, I'll bust ya in fuckin' half!

[Someone please collect this shitty baby]

Comments

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[You are so very charming 8(]

Well Hare, I'm guessin' you've gotten some of the 'new place' rundown? [What with little kids telling you all the things and such.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[little girls think he's cool, square]

Yeah yeah sure some kid 'splained it an' some skirt gave me a map, I got it.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Well if you need anything else, you can drop me a line. [He doubts Hare will, but he'll offer anyways.]

Did either of 'em explain about fuelin'? I mean if you run on water you're fine, there's lakes and stuff, but if you run on gas or something you're gonna have trouble cause they don't have stuff like that.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

... Uh... coal.

[Definitely not familiar]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Well shit.]

I... they don't have that. Might be able to make do with burning some wood for charcoal but I don't see that bein' a long-term solution. You're gonna wanna swing by the Hospital and see what the medics there say though, they'd have a better idea what they can do for you.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

...

..

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I gotta get upgrades don't I.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

...I think that'll be what they recommend, yeah.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

....

Fuck.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

If there was another option I'd be happy to give it but unfortunately there's not.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

I DON'T WANNA!

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

I don't blame you. But if it's between shuttin' down from lack of fuel and an upgrade...?

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[There is literally angry, incoherent yelling in here.

A Rabbit level tantrum out in the farm]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Yeah, go ahead and howl it out buddy, it's a shit situation and he knows it.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

THAT AIN'T FUCKIN' FAIR! I AIN'T UPGRADED SINCE 1920 AN' I AIN'T GONNA-

[gonna be here a while]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Yep, this is familiar. Spine's just gonna stay quiet and let Hare holler it out because really it's easier that way, there's not anything he can say to stop this guy from yelling after all.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

[PUNCH A TREE. YELL. KICK THINGS. He doesn't ever really get tired, but the idea slowly fades and normalizes, and he's left huffing and puffing, spitting smoke and sparks]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Never let Rabbit come here, Spine is pretty sure they'd kill each other.]

They might be able to work somethin' out other than upgradin'... I just wouldn't count on it.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

I don't want it damnit.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Not like I blame you for that one.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

FUCKIN'-

[oops he made himself mad again.]

Re: [Video]

[eyestothesky]

Hare.

[Jesus Robot Christ.]

Hare, gettin' mad is fine, but it's a choice between functionin' and not.

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

THAT AIN'T FUCKIN' FAIR! COTTONTAIL WOULDN'T HAFTA!

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

If Cottontail ran on a fuel that they didn't have then yeah, they would. [He legitimately thinks Hare knows some robut named Cottontail.]

Re: [Video]

[snaptrap]

SHE'S STEAM POWERED, YA MORON!

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Then no, she wouldn't have to. It ain't fair, but there's water here. [Good lord, this guy was a jerk.]