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kismet_loop2015-03-28 12:29 pm
dirge) wrote in kismet_loop2015-03-28 12:29 pm
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[Video] Arms Race
[Dirge seems to be holding the drone like a selfie cam, even though its perfectly capable of floating at any angle on its own. He seems to be too excited to remember that.]
Today is a very good day. I knew following the light colors would lead me to something shiny.
[He turns the drone to the left revealing what looks like an honest to goodness pot o' gold.]
Yes, it is gold. And yes, its all mine. I've heard humans place high value on this particular ore. I can understand why- not only is it very pretty, but it tastes great. [Yup, he's been eating it. Maybe that's why his tongue is all sparkly?]
The gold isn't the only thing I found though... [Dirge's grin grows wide as he finally lets go of the drone, allowing it to float back a bit.]
There was also a strange little organic. Smaller than adult humans. Spoke funny. I was going to keep him but he offered me something if I let him go.
[Dirge lifts his arms in a shrugging motion and two more unfold from behind his back. He seems incredibly pleased with them.]
A wish! I've always thought having more arms would make everything easier- grab twice the stuff, put things away twice as fast, hold two times more things at once. Not to mention, two times the claws.
[He flexes them all to demonstrate-- twenty wicked teal knives are nothing to sneer at.]
Time to try these out in the warehouse~
Today is a very good day. I knew following the light colors would lead me to something shiny.
[He turns the drone to the left revealing what looks like an honest to goodness pot o' gold.]
Yes, it is gold. And yes, its all mine. I've heard humans place high value on this particular ore. I can understand why- not only is it very pretty, but it tastes great. [Yup, he's been eating it. Maybe that's why his tongue is all sparkly?]
The gold isn't the only thing I found though... [Dirge's grin grows wide as he finally lets go of the drone, allowing it to float back a bit.]
There was also a strange little organic. Smaller than adult humans. Spoke funny. I was going to keep him but he offered me something if I let him go.
[Dirge lifts his arms in a shrugging motion and two more unfold from behind his back. He seems incredibly pleased with them.]
A wish! I've always thought having more arms would make everything easier- grab twice the stuff, put things away twice as fast, hold two times more things at once. Not to mention, two times the claws.
[He flexes them all to demonstrate-- twenty wicked teal knives are nothing to sneer at.]
Time to try these out in the warehouse~
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[Winglets. Oi.]
...And if you've eaten that much gold, you'd best not eat any more. Takes a long time to process gold, since it's so heavy, and you want to leave room for actual fuel in your tank too. And speaking of which, if you don't have a strong fuel tank you're probably gonna be pretty uncomfortable later once all that gold settles.
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My fuel tank can handle it. [He snorts, banging on his torso with one fist and tossing another chunk of gold into his mouth with the other hand.]
But I wouldn't mind grabbing some energon too. [Dirge taps at his chin with the claws of yet another hand.]
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Suit yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.
[You're gonna regret this later winglet and he's going to have zero sympathy for you when you do.]