For one thing, the consequent haunting would be your own damn fault, for another, someone who deals with angry ghosts is not going to be sympathetic to someone creating them, and for another yet---since it seems like the thing most likely to hit home here---some self-interest?
Ah, I have that part figured out. [He does not understand sympathy, but he understands coercion.] All I have to do is make her my friend. And then she has to help me. Its part of the deal.
Not being sure about talking to sets some solid implications for actually-acting-on-behalf-of.
She seems like a nice person. Like a good person. Murdering someone would probably cost you her friendship---and probably other friends, since that's some serious shit!
[Dirge huffs a sigh from his vents, the tip of one wing flicking.]
Do all humans have the same morals as autobots? [This is starting to frustrate him a little. Maybe this is why they always seem to team up with Prime's army.]
[And it is an effort to refrain from adding 'not anymore' just to fuck with Dirge. LORD, GIVE HER STRENGTH.]
I think it's only justified in self-defense, on in defending somebody else. Can't really claim a want---beyond one like 'I want to live,'---takes precedent over another person's everything. When it comes to crossing that line, though...
You... [Dirge hisses and grabs the poor drone, his grip squeezing hard enough to warp the screen for a second or two.]
All of you are starting to give me the worst headaches!
[He growls in frustration, tossing the bot a few lengths away. By the time it floats back into range, he's turned away and started on some rant, half to himself.]
I don't understand at all! I thought I knew about friendship, but the rules keep changing. And everyone here is so....selfless. I wish Swindle were here. Or even my half-siblings. They would understand.
This began when I was trying to convince him that, despite our adaptability, farming humans was an awful idea. That convincing conversation sorta segued into an effort to explain why eating people is wrong and while I was trying to cover the moral aspects, Dirge got testy and declared he'd eat whatever he wanted. I said that if that included people---human or any others---there would be problems. I listed some, he didn't seem to take them too seriously...
...so I said that if he ate anybody, I'd take his sense of taste away. And explained he didn't have an easy out in offing me, because I'd haunt the hell out of him.
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