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[Haveners who have been on Earth and inclined to trawl its internet may've come across the viral video of a cat going 'no no no no no...' This video isn't that video, but it sounds sort of similar.]

This is cruel and unusual punishment! I demand to-- to speak to a lawyer or-- or a youth representative! Put me down!

[Sam's calm amidst all these objections, carrying her housemate in both arms, like a bundle of branches. Twiggy thing that he is, it isn't unduly difficult; she's got his sleeves twisted tight in one fist and his pantlegs caught in the other to keep him from flailing as she limps through the apartment. Moving with definite purpose, she reaches what has to be Hiro's room and enters, pausing to prod at what's probably the bed (covered as it is in laundry) with one foot. Satisfied that the clothes aren't hiding anything hard, Sam steps back---once, twice, thrice---and then throws the teen onto the mound-topped mattress.]

Ow! [Yeah, he's overexaggerating, but still, this is very unfair, considering his crime was something so mild. Sam wasn't even going to USE all those ingredients in whatever delicious thing she was baking, right?]

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[After several months spent getting used to the cybertronians, it's both exciting and strange to see a new face, so to speak. Have a grin in return.]

Hiro. Nice to meet you. The chick committing crimes against innocent kids is Sam. Are you new here?

[Maru chuckled at the teen. Sam hadn't been joking when she'd mentioned him]

I'm still somewhat new yes, been fairly bored as of late.

[He can't fly as a jet all to high thanks to the miasma, there's only so many times he can play fetch with himself in canine form, cruising in vehicle form got dull, as did epic poses on buildings because, sigh, ninja life could get very dull without a mission. We won't mention the tank alt and the havoc he could accidentally cause.]

Oh, dude, that sucks. This place is actually really cool! You've just gotta get to know people. What d'you do back in your world?

[Shadowmaru grinned at the teen in amusement chuckling.]

I was with a group called the Brave police. I was their resident ninja.

[Robo ninjas man-crazy.]

~~Oh my god I'm so sorry my email/DW ate the notif you'd responded and its so late D:~~