kismet_loop | (no subject)

[Haveners who have been on Earth and inclined to trawl its internet may've come across the viral video of a cat going 'no no no no no...' This video isn't that video, but it sounds sort of similar.]

This is cruel and unusual punishment! I demand to-- to speak to a lawyer or-- or a youth representative! Put me down!

[Sam's calm amidst all these objections, carrying her housemate in both arms, like a bundle of branches. Twiggy thing that he is, it isn't unduly difficult; she's got his sleeves twisted tight in one fist and his pantlegs caught in the other to keep him from flailing as she limps through the apartment. Moving with definite purpose, she reaches what has to be Hiro's room and enters, pausing to prod at what's probably the bed (covered as it is in laundry) with one foot. Satisfied that the clothes aren't hiding anything hard, Sam steps back---once, twice, thrice---and then throws the teen onto the mound-topped mattress.]

Ow! [Yeah, he's overexaggerating, but still, this is very unfair, considering his crime was something so mild. Sam wasn't even going to USE all those ingredients in whatever delicious thing she was baking, right?]