Video the 1st || introducing little king trashmouth

[iseedeadbees]

[Since there aren't enough confused seekers around here already RIGHT. This here video starts up with THIS mostly red jet guy all up in his drone's grill trying to adjust the video or WHATEVER. To say he looks displeased would be an understatement, he looks positively livid, but he seems to chill out once he realizes he's gotten the droid to start recording. Now he just looks mildly annoyed, but deep down in his stupid little spark he really just wants to start slapping people let's be honest.]

Okay, in the interest of saving all of us a little time, I'll cut right to the point. My name is Starscream. That's Lord Starscream, ruler of Cybertron, just so we're all on the same page. I don't know why I've been brought here, I don't know how I was brought here, I don't even know where here is, but I'm sure I don't need to state how little I appreciate being brought here against my will. That said, if any of you would be so kind as to point me towards the nearest space bridge or transport, I'd be willing to forget this little incident ever took place. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated.

[he decides to leave out the part about him ruining people should nobody help him out. no need to be too unpleasant right]

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[iseedeadbees]

[well HERE'S a face he's absolutely never seen before in his life. Word.

Starscream holds a hand up in that 'THAT'S GREAT AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT' sort of way because this???????? some bullshit.]

Okay, that? That's the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever heard in my life. Let's say there is no way off, sure, but there's no way that this is Cybertron. Have you seen this place?

[notoptimus]

[Nah you have, just in a lot shorter form, mwahahaha.

He's trying to be nice. At least this guy's not an ass like the Screamer he knew.

Well maybe a little like him. How did he know you'd say that?]

Yes, I know it's hard to believe. But this is Cybertron. It doesn't look like what you expect.

[iseedeadbees]

[also with a nose

This Starscream at least knows how to pretend to not be completely insufferable, so there's that.]

No. No it doesn't, especially considering I was just on Cybertron.

[He's really trying not to be super pissed and snap at this guy. Pissing he locals off might make it harder to get info after all. He takes a second to just chill before continuing, and manages to not look like he's about to throw a fit. FAKE ZEN.]

Look, I'm sure you can understand why I'm having a hard time believing this. You mentioned something... miasma, is that right? What is that, how did that bring us here?

[notoptimus]

[His pompadour comes close.]

Yes, I can understand. I found it hard to believe when I got here, too. But it's hard to ignore something, that people that have been here longer than me is claiming.

[In agrement with Starscream. This is weird. But people have lived here for years, and them just claiming some planet as Cybertron would be a little weird. He's silent as he watches Screamer for reactions. His Starscream could start out calm and nice, too, until he got to a point.]

Yeah, miasma. You might have seen it when you got here, the smoke that lingers around the edges. Sometimes other places. That's the miasma. Among other things, it drops people here.

[iseedeadbees]

[not as cute as other bee's little horns ok >8(]

Care to elaborate on these other things? Is it dangerous or anything?

[notoptimus]

[No the horns were Cliffjumper's thing. ....wait.]

Depends, you ever hear of Unicron?

[iseedeadbees]

No. Should I have?

[notoptimus]

Be lucky you haven't. On my world he's known as the chaos bringer, and destroyer of worlds. The opposite of Primus.

He's the one that controls the Miasma here.

[iseedeadbees]

[See now Starscream's kind of wishing he actually had arrived drunk because this is all nutty butter.]

Ooookay. And what are we supposed to do about that? Just sit here and accept it?