iseedeadbees: (this is my zombie chamber)
LORD Starscream ([personal profile] iseedeadbees) wrote in [community profile] kismet_loop2016-05-02 05:56 pm

Video the 1st || introducing little king trashmouth

[Since there aren't enough confused seekers around here already RIGHT. This here video starts up with THIS mostly red jet guy all up in his drone's grill trying to adjust the video or WHATEVER. To say he looks displeased would be an understatement, he looks positively livid, but he seems to chill out once he realizes he's gotten the droid to start recording. Now he just looks mildly annoyed, but deep down in his stupid little spark he really just wants to start slapping people let's be honest.]

Okay, in the interest of saving all of us a little time, I'll cut right to the point. My name is Starscream. That's Lord Starscream, ruler of Cybertron, just so we're all on the same page. I don't know why I've been brought here, I don't know how I was brought here, I don't even know where here is, but I'm sure I don't need to state how little I appreciate being brought here against my will. That said, if any of you would be so kind as to point me towards the nearest space bridge or transport, I'd be willing to forget this little incident ever took place. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated.

[he decides to leave out the part about him ruining people should nobody help him out. no need to be too unpleasant right]
notoptimus: (I know all about it)

[personal profile] notoptimus 2016-05-02 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh joy, Starscream. This one's clearly not the one from his world, so it helps some. Still, ruler of Cybertron? Did he arrive drunk?]

Starscream. [BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY IN PRIMUS' NAME HE'S CALLING YOU LORD. Different version or not.]

To answer your questions. This is Cybertron, but not the one you know. [Or rule] You were brought here by the miasma, like the rest of us. Lastly, afraid there is no way off of here
notoptimus: (What is your secret)

[personal profile] notoptimus 2016-05-02 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nah you have, just in a lot shorter form, mwahahaha.

He's trying to be nice. At least this guy's not an ass like the Screamer he knew.

Well maybe a little like him. How did he know you'd say that?]


Yes, I know it's hard to believe. But this is Cybertron. It doesn't look like what you expect.
notoptimus: (You assaulted an officer)

[personal profile] notoptimus 2016-05-03 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[His pompadour comes close.]

Yes, I can understand. I found it hard to believe when I got here, too. But it's hard to ignore something, that people that have been here longer than me is claiming.

[In agrement with Starscream. This is weird. But people have lived here for years, and them just claiming some planet as Cybertron would be a little weird. He's silent as he watches Screamer for reactions. His Starscream could start out calm and nice, too, until he got to a point.]

Yeah, miasma. You might have seen it when you got here, the smoke that lingers around the edges. Sometimes other places. That's the miasma. Among other things, it drops people here.
notoptimus: (Mission complete)

[personal profile] notoptimus 2016-05-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[No the horns were Cliffjumper's thing. ....wait.]

Depends, you ever hear of Unicron?
notoptimus: (You assaulted an officer)

[personal profile] notoptimus 2016-05-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Be lucky you haven't. On my world he's known as the chaos bringer, and destroyer of worlds. The opposite of Primus.

He's the one that controls the Miasma here.