[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

What the hell.

[Sam's laughing a little as she speaks. The reason why is clear as soon as her drone shows her, standing as she is beside the doorway of her bedroom... which is almost entirely blocked by furry masses. She presses a hand against the pile, testing its give, and there's a gritty shifting sound as her hand sinks a couple of inches. The noise should be familiar to a few of her fellow Haveners, if not telltale until---]

Got some bigass beanbags over here. And since I'm assuming someone did this---since nobody's talking about a beanbag invasion---I've gotta say, I'm kind of impressed. Check this out.

[She moves out of frame to take hold of her drone, pointing it up to and then pushing it through the little 'window' left open, near the top of the doorway. The short hall that leads to the rest of the apartment? FURRY BEANBAGS. It's furry beanbags as far as the eye can see---which isn't far, because, again, beanbags.]

Am I ever glad we made the moose door open out.

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[diagnosispuberty]

[From his room, where it's SAFE because he's kicked ALL THE BEANBAGS OUT:]

Don't feed them! They'll multiply!

[10_20_15_5_50]

Is that how you got so many?

[At this point, Sam is just kind of dragging herself through the things, trying to see if the rest of the apartment really is filled. The hall? Nothing but beanbags. The main living room? Beanbags. The kitchenette she's yet to eel into, but it looks like nothing but beanbags (and probably Bon Ron, somewhere) from here.]

How did you get them all in here?

[diagnosispuberty]

Hey, I'm not a beanbag breeder. They just showed up. [Opening the door the slightest crack now.] I blame the city. It's probably a sign of the end times. Let the moose eat them.

[10_20_15_5_50]

Unless you've broken out some seriously weird science when I wasn't around, that isn't an option. I think these are gonna go to the ground.

[diagnosispuberty]

-- like, out the window to the ground? [Today just got FUN.]

[Video]

[littlestraydoll]

Are those tribbles?

[Xan, where even did that thought come from? Except "multiply like rabbits".]

[Video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Nah, but I can see why you'd be asking. [Excuse the huff as Sam pulls herself into the small space between the beanbags and the ceiling.] It wouldn't shock me to find a tribble somewhere in here, but I thought tribbles were supposed to be smaller.

[Video]

[littlestraydoll]

I think so, but I've never actually seen one, so I don't know.

So what are they? [Because this is one of those times he's actually coming up blank.]

[Video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Big, fur-covered beanbags---loosely speaking. It's anybody's guess as to what's actually in the things. Might be barley? But I dunno.

[Video]

[littlestraydoll]

Is there a purpose to such things?

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Well, looks like the Balcony of Beanbags back home in there.

[Video] lol threadjack? 8D;;;

[littlestraydoll]

Balcony of Beanbags? That sounds interesting.

XD

[eyestothesky]

Opens Biweekly in the Manor basement back home. Don't rightly know how a basement gets a balcony, but there you have it.

[littlestraydoll]

I can kind of think of a way, though yes, it'd be very unusual.

Speaking of, you come from a very unusual home, The Spine. Will you tell me more about it?

[Xan, how about starting with /you/ and how you know his name? He hasn't told you yet. Not that bitty knows how he knows things either, if asked...]

[Video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

You wouldn't happen to have any pictures from home, would you? Because every time you mention from it, I think that I'd like a look at the place. That said, a balcony would make what I'm going to do a bit easier.... but a window as wide as mine will work.

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

Probably have some somewhere. Balcony shows up biweekly on the third day of the week according to... the Babylonian calendar I think? In the basement, except for when it shows up on Bank holidays in the backyard.

[Someone looks awfully cozy lounging back in something suspiciously familiar from what can be seen.]

Need help clearin' things out?

[Video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Is that...? IT IS. But accusations aren't warranted as of yet, even if The Spine seems to be seated on a twin to any of the beanbags crowding Sam's living room. Accusations may be warranted when Sam happens across a telltale smear of oil in 3... 2...]

I'd appreciate a hand hauling 'em to the warehouse, if you're free for it.

[Or back to the warehouse, as the case may be.]

[Video]

[eyestothesky]

[Anyone could have found one before your prankster, Sam. And he's not the only one who has oil.]

I don't see why not. Just give me a few to get over there.

[Video]

[knight_light]

Goodness. I’d offer to help dig you out, but I don’t think I could get inside to do so.

[Video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

That's okay. I should be able to make some space shortly here.

[It's a matter of working her way to the window--as she has--and reaching the latch so as to open the window all the way.]

Re: [Video]

[knight_light]

[He chuckles]

Are you going to need to need a hand out a window or something?

[Just making sure.]

[Video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

I'm not what's going out the window this time.

[Yeah, as soon as said window's open, Sam's checking to be sure there isn't anyone below it before shoving a few beanbags out.]

This is more fun than it really ought to be.

Re: [Video]

[knight_light]

[He's just going to put a hand over his face and laugh, okay? Okay.]

[video]

[hotheadwarmheart]

[Lea chuckles slightly.]

Either the miasma's being weirder than usual or we've got a very dedicated prankster on our hands here.

Need a hand, Sam?

Re: [video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Well, I wouldn't say no, especially since it might be a bit before I can get to the door. If you wanna come over and help hurl these things, great; if you wanna grab a trailer or something we can use to take these things to the warehouse, great. Whatever you wanna do, I appreciate.