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Samantha Patchowski ([personal profile] 10_20_15_5_50) wrote in [community profile] kismet_loop2015-11-10 03:27 pm

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[Sam's broadcasting from a seat at Your Place, a milkshake on the table in front of her.]

Having now completed a couple years of it, I'm now pretty sure everyone under a hundred is improvising this 'real adult' stuff. And as for the rest of you? [She grins a crooked little grin, pointing at the camera with a cherry stem.] I've got some suspicions still.

[The broadcast would end there---and does, briefly---but the network's treated to Hiro hijacking Sam's drone to properly inform other Haveners.]

Hey, so, uh, what Sam means is that it's her birthday and she's just being cryptic. So, y'know. Don't let her forget it.
diagnosispuberty: (unbelievable)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-24 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Making faces now.] Ice cream's good.
diagnosispuberty: (face of ultimate innocence)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-24 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Hiro gets all his gagging/grossed out faces done while Sam's back is turned, then just settles down with his cheek propped on one hand to wait it out until he gets ice cream.

The question gets a pause, like he actually has to think about it.
] April 2nd.

[Another pause, then:] Wait, is it your birthday?
diagnosispuberty: (please stop talking)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-24 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a look somewhere between surprised and horrified.] And you didn't tell anyone?
diagnosispuberty: (consider this: ur wrong)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-24 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[HUFFY FACE, gonna grab your drone now and mess around with it for a second.]

Hey, so, uh, what Sam means is that it's her birthday and she's just being cryptic. So, y'know. Don't let her forget it.
diagnosispuberty: (keep ur logic away from me)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-25 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're old. I mean, not...y'know. Comparatively.

[Impatient look over at the ice cream counter.]
diagnosispuberty: (:o)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-25 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a shrug.] I wouldn't know. I don't remember what moms sound like.
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[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-25 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[See, Sam, this is why Hiro can't have friends his own age, because he always says something awkward.]

The vegetables thing has got to be some sort of brain implant thing that only kicks in when you hit eighteen. Has to be. But the groceries thing is straight-up a matter of pride. None of this weak wimpy "make two trips" stuff.
diagnosispuberty: (au contraire u stupid)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Delicious precious sugary beverage! Praise be to the gods of milkshakes! Hiro slurps down about half of it in one gulp then sighs in relief.] Most of the stuff isn't so bad when it's...y'know, deep-fried and covered in cheese.

People who do two trips won't survive the winter. [Said solemnly, before he downs the other half of the shake.]
diagnosispuberty: (literally yanking hair out)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-27 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Hiro is building up to a delightful sugar coma right now,so he just laughs to himself.] Kugluktuk. Hah.

[And he's about to retort to that very rude/besmirching comment, but then ow, brain freeze.] Ow, ow, ow, jeez...
diagnosispuberty: (i got dis)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Grumbly sounds, but he obeys.]





Oh, hey, it worked. [Right back to gulping ice cream, though not without a:] Hey, I'm tough!
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[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-28 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen real winter!
diagnosispuberty: (welp we're screwed)

[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-28 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
...can it seriously get that cold I thought that was a relic of the ice age.
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[personal profile] diagnosispuberty 2015-11-28 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
What's exceptional, then?

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