[video][Backdated to the arrival of the pets]

[hotheadwarmheart]

[Lea appears on the comm, holding what  seems to be a small, vaguely  humanoid-looking fireball in his hands. He looks somewhat disgruntled and a bit tired. The critter itself seems content with the situation, though, making little 'chrrring' noises every so often.]

Anybody here know how to house train one of these little firebugs? Cause as it is, he's ruined two rugs, one of my t-shirts, and very nearly set the couch on fire. 

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Re: [Video]

[hotheadwarmheart]

[Lea nods.]

Basically. They have to do with how we reproduce. Don't ask me to go into specifics though; I'll try and find you a book or something on it, if your're interested.

[No way is he going to give 'The Talk' to a giant alien robot.]

Re: [Video]

[greater_than_zero]

[Oh, he certainly looks interested.] Reproduce?

Yes, I’d appreciate that, thank you.

[Aww, you don’t want to fry his processor? Well, Sam will, if he asks her, she’s already offered....but only if she’s in front of Hiro when she tells him.]

Re: [Video]

[hotheadwarmheart]

Yeah, you know; have children. Make more of ourselves to continue the species. You guys must have a way to do that too. I mean, compared to humans you live a hell of a long time, but even you guys aren't immortal.

[No, no he does not. Bad enough he'll probably end up having to give it to Jendayi someday. So much awkward.]

Re: [Video]

[greater_than_zero]

We...do. Sparks used to be harvested, but more recently it’s been discovered how to manufacture them.

How is it humans reproduce?

[Shut him down now, Lea, or be prepared to explain.]

Re: [Video]

[hotheadwarmheart]

[Lea shakes his head.]

Oh no. Sorry, dude, but I'm not giving that particular talk to a giant robot. It'll be awkward enough giving it to Jendayi.

I'm sure you can find somebody to explain it. Or else a book or something that covers it.

Re: [Video]

[greater_than_zero]

Hm, well that sounds rather ominous. I wish you luck with explaining to your sparkling.

I'll ask Sam, I'm sure she'll be willing to talk about it.