Samantha Patchowski (
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kismet_loop2015-10-01 10:19 pm
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[Standing in her apartment, Sam is smiling, if a little uncertainly, as she leans away from a silvery snout; there’s a robotic moose nosing at her shoulder, like a horse hoping for a treat. It’s friendly enough, having done no worse than nose, but it’s the last thing she expected to find in her previously moose-free living room.]
The moose is not, itself, a problem. The moose is alright. The moose being trapped in my apartment because it can’t quiiite fit through the door, though---that is a problem. It doesn’t seem antsy or anything, but this is still too small a space for something its size.
The moose is not, itself, a problem. The moose is alright. The moose being trapped in my apartment because it can’t quiiite fit through the door, though---that is a problem. It doesn’t seem antsy or anything, but this is still too small a space for something its size.
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[Breakdown....no.]
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And easily, yeah, I know, but could you make the door big enough without taking out the outer wall, the floor, and the kitchen or closet?
[It's kind of all the way across the room from the window she keeps climbing out of.]
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Really, though, I’m sure we can figure out something to get it out.
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Or even uncomfortable. And y'know what? I'm actually kind of excited about this because it could be kind of a fun little project. Also, because what the hell, now I have a moose buddy.
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Glad you’re happy with your new pet. I don’t know what to make of mine. [Pointing at his shoulder. See that thing wrapped around a spike? Yeah that. He doesn’t know what it is or what to make of it.]
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It's cute! Like a weird artichoke anteater thing, but cute. And big. For something that looks like a natural-if-exotic animal. Damn.
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I’m guessing you don’t really know what it is either?
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HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS 'BON RON'!
[because seriously given the size of this thing its important to establish that it is a good moose asap]
Also, why? And did you have anything to do with this?
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Me? Responsible for the world's most awesome moose? I see how you might think so, but actually it wasn't me for once...
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Oh, really? That's almost as surprising as finding the world's most awesome moose.
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It's probably a sign from the Canadian gods that you're doing their work. Maybe he's a...northern familiar?
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I dunno, while I'd like to think Tommy and Tim would approve of my conduct to date, that seems like a bit of a stretch. Since he's friendly, though, I guess it's a moot point where he came from---even if it's amoose-ing to speculate. The real question is, what are we gonna do about the door? It wouldn't be fair to keep the poor thing cooped up in here, even if he doesn't really need to be exercised or anything,
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Amoose-- Sam, jeez. [Covering Bon Ron's ears.] Don't corrupt him with puns!
[Then, thoughtfully:] I could add, like, a dog door? A...moose door? Remote-activated, so people can't break in.
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And people shouldn't be able to break in anyway, but it's not like we've had anybody show up uninvited to test the ward.
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[Pause.] We have a ward? [Hiro Hamada, who literally forgets all the time that his roomie is a witch.]
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[Sam just makes a chuffy little laugh noise, pointing to the door. Above the frame, there are several sigils; some are etched on, some appear to be black marker. In Hiro's defense they aren't conspicuous, but they are there.]
Dude, I bartered with a dragon to have a how-to---and I told you, I'm pretty sure, when you were wondering about a security system? The day I fought Bert? That I was gonna get a ward up on our digs.
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[Hiro looks up, blinking a couple times, then walking over to get a better look at the sigils. He's a tiny guy, so he can't reach, but he can definitely see.]
I guess I thought that was...a figure of speech.
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[Following him, Sam beams.]
Nah. If anybody tries to come in uninvited, it won't end well for them.
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