[video]

[popculturecon]

Okay so like there's this super spooky super weird super jerky me who just got here and like... that's not me okay? You guys are all really awesome and I really like all of you!

But like... Don't... tell him where I am. Or anything. Not because I'm worried! I'm not worried. I'm cool! Nothing happened.

Just don't tell him, okay?

Okay we're cool!

[he did something]

Comments

[thenamesnotzippy]

I mean you're probably the biggest dork I've ever seen but anyway if you really think this guy is dangerous whichitsoundslikeyoudo then you really should just be straight with me.

[popculturecon]

I guess coming from the biggest dork I know that's kinda impressive.

Okay so like.. maybe he's... a little, itty bitty, super tiny bit... really incredibly scary. And I might have been kind of a very itty bitty little teeny bit of a giant aft head.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Okay there literally isn't anything dorky about me at all Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout.

...And why did you think it was wise to be a giant "aft head" to someone you find intimidating?

[popculturecon]

Except literally everything, dude.

Um... be...cause I had no idea he was scary until after I started mouthing off?

[thenamesnotzippy]

No that's completely wrong.

How about just don't mouth off to anybody, then? Call this a lesson.

[popculturecon]

Have you ever talked to you before? Because like, I have our conversations saved and...

... But I can't do that, Blurr.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Why did you save our conversations? They weren't that interesting.

I bet you can do it.

[popculturecon]

I save all my conversations just in case I need them later! Duh.

Uh...

...


Nnnno?

[thenamesnotzippy]

Why would you even need them? What do you do with them?

Are you just programmed to be a little jerk, oooor?

[popculturecon]

Uh stuff?

OKAY SO LIKE FIRST OF ALL, RUDE, DUDE.

Second of all WOW RUDE.

Third of all I'm not little you are

And like forth, I wasn't even that mean so there.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[SHRUG]

Anyway, if you weren't even that mean, as you put it, then what are you so worried about?

[popculturecon]

I'm not that worried.

[Back to square one]

I just don't think he has a sense of humor.

[thenamesnotzippy]

So what would happen if I told him where you were, then?

[popculturecon]

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, MAN!

[thenamesnotzippy]

I'm not actually going to tell him where you are. I thought you weren't worried?

[popculturecon]

... Dude that's mean.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Maybe, but it proved me right. Listen, are you in some kind of trouble? Do you need protection?

[popculturecon]

Um... Well-

Not like... Like a lot a lot but like maybe some company maybe...

[thenamesnotzippy]

I suppose it couldn't hurt to stop by for a while.

[popculturecon]

I mean like I'm not gonna argue if you wanna come over or anything the house is totally open and stuff I mean like, it's totally fine with me I got extra cubes lying around and some movies and-

[contain yourself, soundwave]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Are you sure you're not that worried? You seem kind of flustered. Maybe we should get some sort of security system set up for you.

[popculturecon]

That too!

[thenamesnotzippy]

Rrrright well if now's a good time I can be there in just a few minutes I mean unless you need more time or something either way is fine with me Idon'treallyhaveanythingbettertodorightnow.

[popculturecon]

Well I'm not doing anything either just sort of hanging around.

[pretending i might not be about to die]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Got it, I'll be right there then. See you.

[HE IS HANGIN UP to come at you bro]