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[popculturecon]

Okay so like there's this super spooky super weird super jerky me who just got here and like... that's not me okay? You guys are all really awesome and I really like all of you!

But like... Don't... tell him where I am. Or anything. Not because I'm worried! I'm not worried. I'm cool! Nothing happened.

Just don't tell him, okay?

Okay we're cool!

[he did something]

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[thenamesnotzippy]

No that's completely wrong.

How about just don't mouth off to anybody, then? Call this a lesson.

[popculturecon]

Have you ever talked to you before? Because like, I have our conversations saved and...

... But I can't do that, Blurr.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Why did you save our conversations? They weren't that interesting.

I bet you can do it.

[popculturecon]

I save all my conversations just in case I need them later! Duh.

Uh...

...


Nnnno?

[thenamesnotzippy]

Why would you even need them? What do you do with them?

Are you just programmed to be a little jerk, oooor?

[popculturecon]

Uh stuff?

OKAY SO LIKE FIRST OF ALL, RUDE, DUDE.

Second of all WOW RUDE.

Third of all I'm not little you are

And like forth, I wasn't even that mean so there.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[SHRUG]

Anyway, if you weren't even that mean, as you put it, then what are you so worried about?

[popculturecon]

I'm not that worried.

[Back to square one]

I just don't think he has a sense of humor.

[thenamesnotzippy]

So what would happen if I told him where you were, then?

[popculturecon]

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, MAN!

[thenamesnotzippy]

I'm not actually going to tell him where you are. I thought you weren't worried?

[popculturecon]

... Dude that's mean.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Maybe, but it proved me right. Listen, are you in some kind of trouble? Do you need protection?

[popculturecon]

Um... Well-

Not like... Like a lot a lot but like maybe some company maybe...

[thenamesnotzippy]

I suppose it couldn't hurt to stop by for a while.

[popculturecon]

I mean like I'm not gonna argue if you wanna come over or anything the house is totally open and stuff I mean like, it's totally fine with me I got extra cubes lying around and some movies and-

[contain yourself, soundwave]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Are you sure you're not that worried? You seem kind of flustered. Maybe we should get some sort of security system set up for you.

[popculturecon]

That too!

[thenamesnotzippy]

Rrrright well if now's a good time I can be there in just a few minutes I mean unless you need more time or something either way is fine with me Idon'treallyhaveanythingbettertodorightnow.

[popculturecon]

Well I'm not doing anything either just sort of hanging around.

[pretending i might not be about to die]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Got it, I'll be right there then. See you.

[HE IS HANGIN UP to come at you bro]

[popculturecon]

[He'll be sitting he-

hahaha he'll be desperately trying to turn his dirty bachelor pad into a liveable space. OKAY SO WHAT DOES HE DO WITH THE PYRAMID OF EMPTY CUBES...

THROW IT ALL IN A CLOSET, CLOSE DOOR.

... PUT A SMALL TABLE IN FRONT OF DOOR.

SUBTLE]

[thenamesnotzippy]

[Blurr gets there like FIVE MINUTES LATER KNOCK KNOCK FOOL]

[popculturecon]

[he'll never know]

Hey!

[At the door, visor is off, he didn't remember it. Did you see this idiots face? Huge blue optics, gap between the denta, markings that look like freckles? HOT]

Haha, glad you didn't get lost, man!

[thenamesnotzippy]

[he kind of cocks his head in that curious dog sort of way because he can't quite decide what to make of this FACE at first. He ultimately decides it's DIFFERENT and actually kind of nice in a DIFFERENT way.]

I have a good sense of direction, I don't usually get lost.

[He's probably distracted by the spots on Soundwave's face like he thinks it's dirt or something he isn't sure]