[video]

[popculturecon]

Okay so like there's this super spooky super weird super jerky me who just got here and like... that's not me okay? You guys are all really awesome and I really like all of you!

But like... Don't... tell him where I am. Or anything. Not because I'm worried! I'm not worried. I'm cool! Nothing happened.

Just don't tell him, okay?

Okay we're cool!

[he did something]

Comments

[video | locked]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Whatever comes of Spookwave, man, you and me are cool.

Re: [video | locked]

[popculturecon]

We are cool! We're so cool. Don't tell him where I am.

Re: [video | locked]

[10_20_15_5_50]

I don't plan to, but uh. Even if you're "not worried," and, y'know, one of the science people, would you like me to come over and try to set a ward up for your place...?

Re: [video | locked]

[popculturecon]

Huh? Uh... Sure!

[what's a ward]

Sounds great! I'll see you there!

[video | locked]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Okay. I might be a bit because I've got to get some stuff together and check just what I've gotta do different for someone else's space, but I'll give you a shout before I head out and on over.

Re: [video | locked]

[popculturecon]

Okay! Not like I'm gonna go anywhere.

[Ever again.]

[notoptimus]

[Just this face and voice.]

Soundwave.

[What in the name of Solus Prime did you do?]

[popculturecon]

... What.

What?

What?! I didn't do anything! You don't know what happened!

[Except the post was public so he totally, totally does]

Everything's cool!

[Locked|Video]

[knight_light]

What happened, Soundwave?

Re: [Locked|Video]

[popculturecon]

Nothing.

[He's got his visor firmly locked on and he's been practicing his "I Am Not A Giant Shitlord" voice]

[video/ LOCKED so locked]

[thenamesnotzippy]

I get the feeling you aren't being entirely honest andbythatImeanyou'reveryobviouslyflatoutlying. What did you do?

[notoptimus]

[His team consists of giant 12 year olds, good luck.]

You're not acting like everything is cool. What's going on. [Oh yeah, he knows. He's just trying to get it out Soundwave.]

JESUS CHRIST

[popculturecon]

NOTHING HAPPENED OH MY GOD! Like I didn't even do anything no one even trusts me, Primus!

[popculturecon]

[It's not gonna happen, bruh]

Nothing! Everything is totally just okay and fine, nothings wrong and everything is okay!

8)

[thenamesnotzippy]

You're being incredibly defensive and that kind of makes it hard to believe you, just saying.

[popculturecon]

I'M NOT DEFENSIVE.

[he shouted defensively]

[thenamesnotzippy]

[mmmMMMYEP]

Somehow I'm not convinced.

Fine, then if you didn't do anything, why are you so concerned about the other Soundwave finding you?

[popculturecon]

Beeec...aaause he's...

...

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Stupid. And I don't like him. No dorks allowed in my house.

[thenamesnotzippy]

There's already a dork in your house, though.

[OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

Are you sure you didn't run your vocalizer and make him angry? Because if I had to guess, I'dsaythatsoundsaboutright.

[popculturecon]

UH EXCUSE YOU, NOT A DORK.

[he needs aloe now]

That is not what happened at all.

[thenamesnotzippy]

I mean you're probably the biggest dork I've ever seen but anyway if you really think this guy is dangerous whichitsoundslikeyoudo then you really should just be straight with me.

[popculturecon]

I guess coming from the biggest dork I know that's kinda impressive.

Okay so like.. maybe he's... a little, itty bitty, super tiny bit... really incredibly scary. And I might have been kind of a very itty bitty little teeny bit of a giant aft head.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Okay there literally isn't anything dorky about me at all Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout.

...And why did you think it was wise to be a giant "aft head" to someone you find intimidating?

[popculturecon]

Except literally everything, dude.

Um... be...cause I had no idea he was scary until after I started mouthing off?

[thenamesnotzippy]

No that's completely wrong.

How about just don't mouth off to anybody, then? Call this a lesson.