[video]

[hippocraticoath]

[The feed clicks on to a very, very annoyed looking mech, standing in a beautiful mountain side.

Too bad the grumpy face ruins everything forever, why so cranky, Ratchet?]

If this is because some fragging sparkling was playing with my space bridge again, I will personally weld his hands together.

Is this still Cybertron? It's readouts appear to be so, but the landscape begs to differ.

And where the slagging pit is Iacon?

Comments

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

I'm afraid so. I'm sorry.

Re: [video]

[hippocraticoath]

Wonderful. At least I won't have to deal with a deluge of sparklings anymore.

[There... might be just a touch of bitterness. Someone might actually miss those fucking baby robots]

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Any 'at least,' is countered by the fact that there's fuckin' Dirge and a handful of organic kids, buuut that's nothing the new guy needs to hear just yet.]

...any other questions? I might not be able to answer all of them, but I can try, and at least give you leads.

Re: [video]

[hippocraticoath]

[Dirge is going to make him spit tacks, don't be mean]

Where can I get a drink?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[She won't be mean. She'll only envy everybody who has not yet met the avaricious young Seeker.]

That, I can answer. There's a bar in the Hub, and if you give me a minute, I'll give you a map.

[There's the file pinging.]

Re: [video]

[hippocraticoath]

... Thank you.

[It sounds rough, but honest. He means that thank you, he needs to refill and think]

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

You're welcome. And oh! Before you go, I oughtta tell you: you don't have to worry about paying for your fuel, or... Anything, really. There's not really an economy established.

Re: [video]

[hippocraticoath]

... I'm sure that will not come back to haunt me later.

[don't think about do not even attempt to think about it]

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Think of it what you will, but insofar as Sam's concerned it is a substantial silver living. Sure, here she is, stranded on the far side of space, but she's escaped her student debt.]

Just wanted to give you that word of warning. I know it's surprised some people.

Re: [video]

[hippocraticoath]

Thank you, I suppose. It's better than thinking I don't have a place to stay.